THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[rjh2254]

Even better at that,hon. I can give a pretty good foot massage too, just got to know the right buttons to push!!!!!!!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

*gets a big boxful of buttons out of my pocket*

Tee Hee, just a foot massage????

[rjh2254]

Open to offers, you offering?

[lushladylou]

jj............ sounds like you been enjoying ya self, think ill have some of that... ;0)

[rjh2254]

Oh well, two hand, s'pose I could just about manage a foot each!!

[lindiloo0_0]

Hi all

diet coke please

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Ah but all my buttons aint on me feet!!

*waves at looby*

How you doin hun???

[lushladylou]

hi all, gallon of vodka & coke... ooops i meant to say a pint... ;0)

[lindiloo0_0]

I am fine jj , tired so not staying too long 🐵

quick drink with my mates though

[rjh2254]

Hi Looby, .............passes a diet coke............s'pose I could be like yellow pages.....let my fingers do the walking!!!!!!!!

[lushladylou]

hiya hun, wots wiv the buttons, where you nicked them from?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Oh yes RJ, I am an open book, so walk this way.............................

[lushladylou]

hi rjh, ows it going?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

*slaps Looby*

"Oi, hands off!!"

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Oooh erm, RJ, do you ride a motorbike???

[captain_feathersword_1]

Hi Lynne

How are you?

Any more emails from Mr Filofax?

[lindiloo0_0]

stop slapping me jj


otherwise you will wish you where else where 🐵

[lushladylou]

wot was that for you nasty fing, looby sobs in corner, im off dont need violence

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Lindi, I dint slap you hun.

I slapped Looby!!

[lindiloo0_0]

oh just another 2 pete lol

last one has toned down since i sent one
saying
WHAT DO YOU WANT OFF ME ? I have offered to refund you ,cant be any fairer

He says i might give you a ring

cant wait lol hope its tonight as i am shattered and still hungover