Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[barbara.1482]

There was once a man from Bellevue

Who kangaroo hopped down the avenue

Come back here he cried

To the fish he had fried

That takes some believing! 😉

I bashed my toe on the bed :^O

[fashionable*ways]

I bashed my toe on the bed 

and such angry words I said

[barbara.1482]

I bashed my toe on the bed :^O

And such angry words I said

I cussed and I cursed X-(

[fairyfoot2]

I bashed my toe on the bed :^O

And such angry words I said

I cussed and I cursed X-(

being very well versed

[barbara.1482]

I bashed my toe on the bed :^O

And such angry words I said

I cussed and I cursed X-(

being very well versed

And now I've been sent to my bedroom 😄

[barbara.1482]

Oh golly I nearly forgot 😮

[fairyfoot2]

Awww, bless your likkle pink sockies, we will sneak up and keep you company.:^O

Oh golly I nearly forgot 😮

'cos I have lost the plot :^O

[barbara.1482]

Oh golly I nearly forgot 😮

'cos I have lost the plot :^O

And my brains beginning to rot 😄

[fairyfoot2]

Oh golly I nearly forgot 😮

'cos I have lost the plot :^O

And my brains beginning to rot 😄

so a new one I have got :^O

[barbara.1482]

Oh golly I nearly forgot 😮

'cos I have lost the plot :^O

And my brains beginning to rot 😄

so a new one I have got :^O

Now I'll not, forget- you- not :-x

Bluebells, lupines, and forget -me -nots

In an English country garden

Lavender, vaginia stock

All these old fashioned flowers we've got

And if you can remember this lot

Then neither you or I have lost the plot!! :^O;-)

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

I'm off to make din-dins for the OH and I :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Wow, well done 😄

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

I'm off to make din-dins for the OH and I :^O

maybe we'll all risk having a taste :O:^O

[barbara.1482]

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

I'm off to make din-dins for the OH and I :^O

maybe we'll all risk having a taste :O:^O

Well it's better than it all going to waste :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

I'm off to make din-dins for the OH and I :^O

maybe we'll all risk having a taste :O:^O

Well it's better than it all going to waste :^O

:^O if it's chicken I will give it a baste

I am eating a Feast Ice-cream 😄

[fashionable*ways]

I am eating a Feast Ice-cream 

Drat, I just work up from a dream

[barbara.1482]

I am eating a Feast Ice-cream 😄

At thortons It's really a dream ;\

[fairyfoot2]

I am eating a Feast Ice-cream 

Drat, I just work up from a dream

it ALL tasted very nice

[fairyfoot2]

we can do them both together. 😄

I am eating a Feast Ice-cream 😄

At thortons It's really a dream :8}

maybe I could eat two

 am eating a Feast Ice-cream 

Drat, I just work up from a dream

it ALL tasted very nice

[barbara.1482]

I am eating a feast Ice-cream 😄

At thorntons It's really a dream:8}

maybe I could eat two

Or give one to you :^O

I am eating a feast ice-cream

Drat, I just work up from a dream

it ALL tasted very nice

But it came at a price 😄

[fairyfoot2]

I am eating a feast Ice-cream :^O

At thorntons It's really a dream:8}

maybe I could eat two

Or give one to you :^O

and sharing is what fairy did mean

I am eating a feast ice-cream

Drat, I just woke up from a dream

it ALL tasted very nice

But it came at a price 😄

so we'll get more money from the team

Last night we all had fun :^O

[barbara.1482]

Last night we all had fun :^O

Till Fairy went on the run 😄