https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/5542624#M225779 <P>Finally,The Answer To "What's Brown And Steaming,And Comes Out Of Cows?"by Isla Whiteferry.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>I didn't realise i missed the musings of my Surrey chum so much.I will try and post a little more regularly.</P><P>Story 1; The wife and daughter had arrived safely in Majorca (i don't fly) and my son was in his final weeks at Uni before the summer break. I am alone at home and wondering what to do with myself. "I know,i'll finish off the bottle of Single Malt i had for Christmas and spend a couple of hours on Ebay"</P><P>Skip forward 1 week.I I am sitting with the bride listening to her holiday stories when my phone tells me a message has arrived.</P><P>"Congratulations.15 minutes to go and you are the top bidder on&nbsp;a Vauxhall Tigra 2 seater sports car"</P><P>WHAAAAAT??? How the hell did that happen? There followed 15 minutes of panic,trying to retract bids and screaming,until "Congratulations ! You are the proud owner of a car i don't remember bidding on.</P><P>Long story short,,,picked the car up 2 days later (exactly 1 week after purchasing a Renault Scenic legitimately.We have decided to tax it for a year and enjoy the roof down and the wind running through my bald head.Both of us have difficulty getting into it,but not as much trouble as trying to get out !!.Wife doesn't drive or neither of the kids yet,so i am the only driver.</P><P>A cautionary tale with a moral,,,,Ebay and malt whisky..A heady combination !</P> Wed, 30 Aug 2017 06:20:39 GMT vanjim50 2017-08-30T06:20:39Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:35:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 onemorewonthurt 2004-12-27T12:35:33Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 Knocking On Doors by Bay Leif Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:14:43 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:14:43Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 #3999<BR /> <BR /> Puddick For President by Watta Nicethingtodo<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:18:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:18:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 Last Day In January by Endof Themonth Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:21:56 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:21:56Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 First Day of February by Stoney Brokeallready Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:22:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:22:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 Heads Down Looking Busy by Boss Binearly<BR /> <BR /> (have a nice day now kiddies and keep smiling, it will worry those around you!!! C U Later) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:26:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:26:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 Meeting at 8.30 by Time Forsummore Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:32:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:32:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 Composting for Begineers by Dung Eapp &amp; Leif Mould Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:33:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:33:06Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 Gardening Tools by F Ork &amp; Will Barrow Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:43:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:43:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 Mowing The Grass by Itssa Tooearly Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:44:28 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:44:28Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 Flowerpot Painting by Bill Enbenn Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:45:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:45:36Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 Untidy Garden by Wynn Terr &amp; Nuffin Inbloom<BR /> <BR /> (ttfn) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:52:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:52:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 Fashionable Sports Wear by Jim Shuse Mon, 31 Jan 2005 10:59:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 kyella1133 2005-01-31T10:59:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 Seeking Compensation by Sue Therass Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:00:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:00:12Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 Are Large Cars A Menace? by Pepol Karier Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:01:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:01:52Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 Falling Out with the Neighbours by Shah Turface Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:03:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:03:48Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 Multitasking for Beginners by Zimu L Tanias Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:05Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 Loving the Pies by Zim Paul Simon Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:49 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:49Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 Safe Routes to the Airport by Dyanne Tomeetu Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:11:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:11:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 Songs For Christmas by Karal Zinga Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:18:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:18:09Z