https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/198843#M128031 <P class="mce-p">Continuing The Countdown By Fife Fourthree</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.<BR /><BR />7. "The beach was too sandy."<BR /><BR />8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."<BR /><BR />9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.<BR /><BR />10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."<BR /><BR />11. "We bought' Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."<BR /><BR />12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."<BR /><BR /></P> Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:11:11 GMT lindum-49 2011-07-08T07:11:11Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:35:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 onemorewonthurt 2004-12-27T12:35:33Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 Knocking On Doors by Bay Leif Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:14:43 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:14:43Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 #3999<BR /> <BR /> Puddick For President by Watta Nicethingtodo<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:18:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:18:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 Last Day In January by Endof Themonth Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:21:56 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:21:56Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 First Day of February by Stoney Brokeallready Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:22:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:22:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 Heads Down Looking Busy by Boss Binearly<BR /> <BR /> (have a nice day now kiddies and keep smiling, it will worry those around you!!! C U Later) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:26:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:26:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 Meeting at 8.30 by Time Forsummore Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:32:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:32:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 Composting for Begineers by Dung Eapp &amp; Leif Mould Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:33:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:33:06Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 Gardening Tools by F Ork &amp; Will Barrow Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:43:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:43:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 Mowing The Grass by Itssa Tooearly Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:44:28 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:44:28Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 Flowerpot Painting by Bill Enbenn Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:45:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:45:36Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 Untidy Garden by Wynn Terr &amp; Nuffin Inbloom<BR /> <BR /> (ttfn) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:52:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:52:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 Fashionable Sports Wear by Jim Shuse Mon, 31 Jan 2005 10:59:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 kyella1133 2005-01-31T10:59:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 Seeking Compensation by Sue Therass Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:00:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:00:12Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 Are Large Cars A Menace? by Pepol Karier Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:01:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:01:52Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 Falling Out with the Neighbours by Shah Turface Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:03:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:03:48Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 Multitasking for Beginners by Zimu L Tanias Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:05Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 Loving the Pies by Zim Paul Simon Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:49 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:49Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 Safe Routes to the Airport by Dyanne Tomeetu Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:11:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:11:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 Songs For Christmas by Karal Zinga Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:18:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:18:09Z