https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/193818#M124938 <P class="mce-p">Gentlemen Prefer Blondes By Will Ido<BR /><BR /><BR />A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN&nbsp;ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS&nbsp;SECTION AND SITS DOWN.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS&nbsp;TO SEE HER TICKET.&nbsp;SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY&nbsp;CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.<BR /><BR />THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M&nbsp;GOING TO&nbsp;TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR /><BR />THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS&nbsp;THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE&nbsp;BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN&nbsp;ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR /><BR />THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO&nbsp;EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY&nbsp;SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.<BR /><BR />THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M&nbsp;GOING TO&nbsp;TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR /><BR />THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD&nbsp;HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST&nbsp;THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.<BR /><BR />THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL&nbsp;HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."&nbsp;<BR /><BR />HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,&nbsp;AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES&nbsp;BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR /><BR />THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND&nbsp;ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT&nbsp;ANY FUSS.&nbsp;<BR /><BR />"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO&nbsp;TORONTO".</P> Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:18:11 GMT lindum-49 2011-01-27T08:18:11Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:35:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 onemorewonthurt 2004-12-27T12:35:33Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 Knocking On Doors by Bay Leif Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:14:43 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:14:43Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 #3999<BR /> <BR /> Puddick For President by Watta Nicethingtodo<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:18:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:18:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 Last Day In January by Endof Themonth Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:21:56 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:21:56Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 First Day of February by Stoney Brokeallready Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:22:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:22:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 Heads Down Looking Busy by Boss Binearly<BR /> <BR /> (have a nice day now kiddies and keep smiling, it will worry those around you!!! 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