https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/193423#M124702 <P class="mce-p">A Tonic For Jim By Lynn Dumm<BR /><BR /><BR />...sounds as if your in a load of doggy do do up their in the Midshires me old mucker.....try SAGA for the insurance.....a bottle of whiskey for the&nbsp;petrol flap&nbsp;chap......pay the fine and hope that the mechanic doesn't burst into laughter&nbsp;with" You must be joking Ben Hur"...............<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... <BR /><BR />As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR /><BR />St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'<BR /><BR />So the zebra went off in search of God.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />God simply replied 'You are what you are.'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.”&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR />The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR /><BR />'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, &nbsp;God would have said, “You is what you is”..'</P> Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:00:50 GMT lindum-49 2011-01-21T12:00:50Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:35:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46203#M15688 onemorewonthurt 2004-12-27T12:35:33Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 Knocking On Doors by Bay Leif Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:14:43 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46225#M15706 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:14:43Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 #3999<BR /> <BR /> Puddick For President by Watta Nicethingtodo<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:18:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46237#M15714 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:18:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 Last Day In January by Endof Themonth Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:21:56 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46249#M15722 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:21:56Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 First Day of February by Stoney Brokeallready Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:22:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46260#M15730 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:22:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 Heads Down Looking Busy by Boss Binearly<BR /> <BR /> (have a nice day now kiddies and keep smiling, it will worry those around you!!! C U Later) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:26:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46271#M15738 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:26:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 Meeting at 8.30 by Time Forsummore Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:32:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46285#M15748 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:32:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 Composting for Begineers by Dung Eapp &amp; Leif Mould Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:33:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46296#M15755 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:33:06Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 Gardening Tools by F Ork &amp; Will Barrow Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:43:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46308#M15763 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:43:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 Mowing The Grass by Itssa Tooearly Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:44:28 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46323#M15773 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:44:28Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 Flowerpot Painting by Bill Enbenn Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:45:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46333#M15780 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:45:36Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 Untidy Garden by Wynn Terr &amp; Nuffin Inbloom<BR /> <BR /> (ttfn) Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:52:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46347#M15790 lindum-49 2005-01-31T08:52:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 Fashionable Sports Wear by Jim Shuse Mon, 31 Jan 2005 10:59:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46358#M15798 kyella1133 2005-01-31T10:59:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 Seeking Compensation by Sue Therass Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:00:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46381#M15813 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:00:12Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 Are Large Cars A Menace? by Pepol Karier Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:01:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46397#M15824 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:01:52Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 Falling Out with the Neighbours by Shah Turface Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:03:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46410#M15833 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:03:48Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 Multitasking for Beginners by Zimu L Tanias Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46420#M15841 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:05Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 Loving the Pies by Zim Paul Simon Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:08:49 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46433#M15850 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:08:49Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 Safe Routes to the Airport by Dyanne Tomeetu Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:11:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46449#M15858 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:11:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 Songs For Christmas by Karal Zinga Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:18:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Book-titles-any-more-ideas/m-p/46459#M15866 kyella1133 2005-01-31T11:18:09Z