FREE KITTENS ..........

geographically*challenged — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:28:22 GMT

A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement in front of her
home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand
was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm the leader of the Labour Party, Ed Miliband.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Miliband.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Labour supporters," answered Suzy with a smile.

Miliband was delighted.

As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about
the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that he should
return the next day;
and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning
kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of "FREE
KITTENS,"

when Milliband's motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC,
ITV, ABC, CNN and Sky News,

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Miliband got out of
his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out
there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're UKIP supporters."

Taken by surprise, Ed stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they
were LABOUR SUPPORTERS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.

But today, they have their eyes open."

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right-then-petal — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:43:32 GMT

:^O

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stryver-1 — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:24:07 GMT

:^O

Spot the recurring motif in Ed's party political broadcast.

Your starter for 10. What is Ed and his acquaintances trying to tell us throughout the whole of this broadcast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJEwnCgVsAc

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