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I cant get the postman to call.

tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:04:33 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:05:24 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:06:15 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:09:36 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:10:50 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:12:06 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:13:22 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:15:05 GMT

An Irishmans swimming pool..

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:17:01 GMT

Irene said im on the internet too much..

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:18:42 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:19:48 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:21:08 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:21:54 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 06:38:24 GMT

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."

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captainbovine — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 20:44:27 GMT

😄

I bet the .com shopping van won't come to the door either:^O

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tommy.irene — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 16:48:13 GMT

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tommy.irene — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:13:06 GMT

......................Anyone want a salad

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tommy.irene — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 18:22:37 GMT

Why I'm Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
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As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday..'

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids..... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

on the couch....

naked.

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tommy.irene — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:21:01 GMT

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tommy.irene — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:22:12 GMT