https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335777#M2862 <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:48:49 GMT lhasa.two 2013-06-14T17:48:49Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335745#M2858 <DIV><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">A man was leaving a Coffee Shop with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. </SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. </SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">Behind the second hearse was a solitary fellow walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.</SPAN><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">&nbsp;</SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">&nbsp;</SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';">The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the fellow walking the dog and said:<BR /><BR />"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"<BR /><BR />"My wife's."<BR /><BR />''What happened to her?"</SPAN><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';"></SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p" style="margin-left: 72.0pt; background: white;"><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';"><BR />"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."<BR /><BR />He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"<BR /><BR />The fellow answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."<BR /><BR />A very poignant and touching moment of&nbsp; brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..<BR /><BR />"Can I borrow the dog?"<BR /><BR />The man replied, "Get in line."</SPAN><SPAN style="font-size: 14.0pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif';"></SPAN></P><BR /> <P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">&nbsp;</SPAN></P><BR /> </DIV> Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:18:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335745#M2858 ronnybabes 2013-06-14T09:18:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335768#M2861 <P class="mce-p">Ha ha, I've not heard that one before :^O</P> Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:29:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335768#M2861 cee-dee 2013-06-14T09:29:48Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335777#M2862 <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:48:49 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/A-Funeral/m-p/335777#M2862 lhasa.two 2013-06-14T17:48:49Z