topic Oil shortage in The Round Table https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328229#M2397 <DIV><BR /> <P class="MsoNormal"><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><BR />Well, there's a very simple answer.&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />Nobody bothered to check the oil.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><STRONG><BR />We just didn't know we were getting low.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><STRONG><BR />The reason for that is purely geographical.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /><STRONG><BR />Our OIL is located in</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG>The North Sea</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />~~~</STRONG> <STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;"><BR />Our</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">DIPSTICKS</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">are located in</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">Westminster !!!</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black;">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;"><BR /></SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: blue;"><BR /></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG>Any Questions?&nbsp;<BR />NO?</STRONG></STRONG></STRONG></SPAN><STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black;"></SPAN></STRONG></STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">I didn't think so!</SPAN></STRONG></P><BR /> </DIV> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:48:48 GMT ronnybabes 2013-06-04T17:48:48Z Oil shortage https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328229#M2397 <DIV><BR /> <P class="MsoNormal"><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><BR />Well, there's a very simple answer.&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />Nobody bothered to check the oil.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><STRONG><BR />We just didn't know we were getting low.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /></STRONG><STRONG><BR />The reason for that is purely geographical.</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR /><STRONG><BR />Our OIL is located in</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG>The North Sea</STRONG>&nbsp;<STRONG><BR />~~~</STRONG> <STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;"><BR />Our</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">DIPSTICKS</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">are located in</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;">&nbsp;</SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: red;">Westminster !!!</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black;">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: navy;"><BR /></SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: blue;"><BR /></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG>Any Questions?&nbsp;<BR />NO?</STRONG></STRONG></STRONG></SPAN><STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black;"></SPAN></STRONG></STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG><SPAN style="font-size: 24.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #203864;">I didn't think so!</SPAN></STRONG></P><BR /> </DIV> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:48:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328229#M2397 ronnybabes 2013-06-04T17:48:48Z Re: Oil shortage https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328250#M2399 <P class="mce-p">hear hear.</P> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:51:29 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328250#M2399 Anonymous 2013-06-04T17:51:29Z Re: Oil shortage https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328269#M2401 <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>Ha..Ha..Goodone..:-D</STRONG></P> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:40:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Oil-shortage/m-p/328269#M2401 tommy.irene 2013-06-04T18:40:05Z