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A bit of fun quotes.

Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 16:36:21 GMT

I tried to follow my dreams, but now I have multiple restraining orders.

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 16:41:17 GMT

To my children:

Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff.

I taught you how to use a spoon.

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 16:42:42 GMT

I don't have an inner child.

I have an inner old person who wants everyone to be quiet.

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 16:53:57 GMT

Don't just assume that when I'm angry that I'm on my period, otherwise when you're sleeping I will just assume that you are dead and bury you in my back yard.

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fallen-archie — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 17:26:48 GMT

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 18:16:52 GMT

I'm making some changes in my life.

If you don't hear anything from me, you're one of them.

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 18:31:13 GMT

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin

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evoman3957 — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 18:52:24 GMT

Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others........whenever they go.

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 18:56:09 GMT

Whenever I'm sad, you are there.

Whenever I'm having problems, you are always there.

Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there.

Let's face it...You are bad luck!

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Anonymous — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:16:34 GMT

At weddings old people tap me and say, "You're next".

So I started doing that to them at funerals.

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cee-dee — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:21:18 GMT

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

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fallen-archie — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:22:01 GMT

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cee-dee — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:26:17 GMT

Ars longa, vita brevis. Tempus Fugit.

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fallen-archie — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:51:54 GMT

Ave caesar! Morituri te salutamus

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littleme61_6 — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:59:52 GMT

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

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evoman3957 — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 20:02:17 GMT

I remember when studying Latin at school, we learnt some nonsense poem; using latin words, but read as if it were English ( lets see if I get it right now )

Caesar ad sum jam forte

Pompet ad erat

Caesar sic in omnibus

Pompey in is at

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023mjc — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:00:31 GMT

I love that one Harry. My son is soooooooo going to hear that !

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023mjc — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:08:12 GMT

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

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023mjc — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:16:24 GMT

Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end. ( unknown texas A&M student)

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astrologica — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:41:16 GMT

If people could read my mind....I'd get punched in the face a lot.