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Caption this?

cee-dee — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 18:35:42 GMT

Can you think of a good caption for this pic?:-

I suggest "Ugh, YUK, gerroff".

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aand2136-voqfz8yx — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 19:10:19 GMT

Have you been eating garlic again?

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robbie_001 — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 19:26:05 GMT

My dog licks it's bits and doesn't have breath like yours (allegedly)

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littleme61_6 — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 20:20:59 GMT

''Maybe my cooling breath will help to cool your hot flushes down!''.

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**forum-decorum** — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:14:40 GMT

Ta for ya vote but you ain't getting anything else.

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jd.linklater — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:24:02 GMT

That's a bit too close Nigel, I can feel your boner.

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al**bear — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:39:34 GMT

Je prétendre droit de cuissage

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geo1pat1 — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 11:07:19 GMT

Don't be like that Diane!

Blimey ! Angela Merkel never complained when I goosed HER !!

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evoman3957 — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 20:17:27 GMT

" I've had enough of blow up Dolls, I want a REAL woman ".

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evoman3957 — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 20:25:21 GMT

" No Nigel, this is not what they mean by fringe benefits ".

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john.b74 — Sun, 18 Sep 2016 18:40:00 GMT

Just one little kiss

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skypalace-uk — Sun, 18 Sep 2016 19:28:29 GMT

"Sorry Nige, it must be all that beer you drink - I've heard each time you charm a

lady into bed Ukip off"

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tony4cats — Mon, 19 Sep 2016 15:35:13 GMT

@evoman3957 wrote:
" I've had enough of blow up Dolls, I want a REAL woman ".

I've had enough of real women, i want a blow up doll.

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cee-dee — Tue, 04 Oct 2016 21:05:46 GMT

Well that didn't last long? Looks like the pic in my OP was the kiss of death?

http://news.sky.com/story/ukips-diane-james-quits-as-leader-after-18-days-in-the-job-10605754

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al**bear — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 05:06:27 GMT

Kiss of Doctor Death more like

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jd.linklater — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 13:43:01 GMT

Looks like he is risen from the dead.

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astrologica — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 14:27:14 GMT

Yay!! Go Nigel! 😄😄

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cee-dee — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 14:46:52 GMT

Nigel might yet rise from the dead and take the helm again even though he says he won't?

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evoman3957 — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 18:06:42 GMT

Judging by the look on her face, he's already got his hands on her helm and it's the rising bit that she's worried about.

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skypalace-uk — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 19:01:11 GMT

When asked by the press yesterday if he would take over the UKIP leadership, Nige apparently

replied "Not for ten million dollars. I've retired now"

In 'politician-speak' this translates as "Yeah, I probably will when the fuss dies down - will have to wait and see

how the land lies"