topic Re: Bill &amp; Charlie's Bar in The Round Table https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/4183184#M150454 Paddy and Murphy have been away camping for a week and it's their last night before they return home, so they spend the evening in Bill &amp; Charlies country pub which was a couple of minutes walk away from the camp site. Shortly after arriving in the pub a freak storm occurs of torrential rain and high winds. Paddy and Murphy aren't bothered as they are having a great time downing pint after pint and joking with the locals. At closing time the storm has subsided somewhat and they both make their way back to the camp-site but to their dismay, their tent has blown away. Even though they've had a few drinks Paddy suggests taking the car and finding a hotel. They jump in and head off down the road. All of a sudden an old man's face appeared on the passenger side and taps lightly on the window. Murphy screams out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!, I think it's a ghost Paddy!" This old man kept knocking, so Paddy says, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!" So Murphy rolls his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???" The old man softly replied, "You got a cigarette?" Murphy, terrified, looked at Paddy and said, "He wants a cigarette!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" Paddy replies. So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror. Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old man again. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaauggggg, there he is again!" Murphy yells. "Well see what he wants now!" yells back Paddy He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. Murphy throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window then yells, "STEP ON IT!" They are now going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden, again there is MORE knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear. The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of this mud?" Sat, 07 Mar 2015 15:35:17 GMT tommy.irene 2015-03-07T15:35:17Z Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 <P class="mce-p">Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill &amp; Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Come on in...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/2146a54daa67.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="254" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:15:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:15:36Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Well, all I can add to that is to say we hope you</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">enjoy our new venue… &nbsp; :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/7d236a3ecede.jpg" alt="" width="102" height="154" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:21:06Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 <P class="mce-p">Has it got a nice garden to sit in when the evenings are warm Bill?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:21:48Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 <P class="mce-p">Hi Charlie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers and good luck!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">There is a garden area at the back algas. Sunbeds and service! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:24:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:24:09Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 <P class="mce-p">Do you have '<FONT class="mce-i">Chicken in a Basket</FONT>' on the menu ?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:25:18 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:25:18Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 <P class="mce-p">One Chicken in a basket for Crispy...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/d6396cdff208.gif" alt="" width="290" height="200" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:27:41 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:27:41Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 <P class="mce-p">Algas ~ can I get you a drink?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:28:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:28:52Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:29:30 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:29:30Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 <P class="mce-p">Vodka and Lemonade please Bill - thanks very much, smells of polish in here <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:30:33Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:30:38Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Our Chef likes giving a fair portion...:O:^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:31:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:31:15Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Crispy ~ one of the reasons Charlie &amp; I came up with the idea. Enjoy your meal...:-)</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:32:23 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:32:23Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 <P class="mce-p">It's a little early for me ....... but my 'usual' please B&amp;C, and some assorted tapas.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Is it OK to take the dog in the garden? She's very well behaved and will hoover the floor after closing <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-2000011163 mce-attach-image-none"><IMG src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=200&amp;attachImage=true&amp;contentType=image/jpeg&amp;attachment=2000011163&amp;crop=false" alt="" width="200" class="mce-attach-image" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:34:25 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 suzieseaside 2011-05-14T13:34:25Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 <P class="mce-p">Vodka &amp; Lemonade for you, Algas...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/26856436c6e0.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="201" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:11 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:35:11Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:59 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:35:59Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:36:44 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:36:44Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 <P class="mce-p">Hi charlie, yes and with portions like that, watch the bar snacks too, dont overdo it or no -one will order the food :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:38:12Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Will you stop waffling and get the lovely Suzie a drink please? :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:14 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:38:14Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 <P class="mce-p">Hi Suzie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, all dogs (well-trained!) are welcome! Whether she can get the scraps before my dog does could be interesting though! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:39:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:39:40Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Algas. :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">I will have a <FONT class="mce-s">case of</FONT> vodka &amp; orange...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers...</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:40:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:40:40Z