topic Re: Bill &amp; Charlie's Bar in The Round Table https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/4168587#M149825 An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in... Bill &amp; Charlies bar... They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit Tue, 24 Feb 2015 20:41:34 GMT tommy.irene 2015-02-24T20:41:34Z Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 <P class="mce-p">Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill &amp; Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Come on in...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/2146a54daa67.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="254" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:15:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:15:36Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Well, all I can add to that is to say we hope you</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">enjoy our new venue… &nbsp; :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/7d236a3ecede.jpg" alt="" width="102" height="154" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:21:06Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 <P class="mce-p">Has it got a nice garden to sit in when the evenings are warm Bill?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:21:48Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 <P class="mce-p">Hi Charlie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers and good luck!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">There is a garden area at the back algas. Sunbeds and service! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:24:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:24:09Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 <P class="mce-p">Do you have '<FONT class="mce-i">Chicken in a Basket</FONT>' on the menu ?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:25:18 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:25:18Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 <P class="mce-p">One Chicken in a basket for Crispy...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/d6396cdff208.gif" alt="" width="290" height="200" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:27:41 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:27:41Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 <P class="mce-p">Algas ~ can I get you a drink?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:28:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:28:52Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:29:30 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:29:30Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 <P class="mce-p">Vodka and Lemonade please Bill - thanks very much, smells of polish in here <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:30:33Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:30:38Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Our Chef likes giving a fair portion...:O:^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:31:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:31:15Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Crispy ~ one of the reasons Charlie &amp; I came up with the idea. Enjoy your meal...:-)</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:32:23 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:32:23Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 <P class="mce-p">It's a little early for me ....... but my 'usual' please B&amp;C, and some assorted tapas.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Is it OK to take the dog in the garden? She's very well behaved and will hoover the floor after closing <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-2000011163 mce-attach-image-none"><IMG src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=200&amp;attachImage=true&amp;contentType=image/jpeg&amp;attachment=2000011163&amp;crop=false" alt="" width="200" class="mce-attach-image" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:34:25 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 suzieseaside 2011-05-14T13:34:25Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 <P class="mce-p">Vodka &amp; Lemonade for you, Algas...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/26856436c6e0.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="201" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:11 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:35:11Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:59 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:35:59Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:36:44 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:36:44Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 <P class="mce-p">Hi charlie, yes and with portions like that, watch the bar snacks too, dont overdo it or no -one will order the food :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:38:12Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Will you stop waffling and get the lovely Suzie a drink please? :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:14 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:38:14Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 <P class="mce-p">Hi Suzie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, all dogs (well-trained!) are welcome! Whether she can get the scraps before my dog does could be interesting though! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:39:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:39:40Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Algas. :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">I will have a <FONT class="mce-s">case of</FONT> vodka &amp; orange...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers...</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:40:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:40:40Z