topic Re: Knock knock in The Round Table

Knock knock

colchris — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 23:16:54 GMT

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made-for-an-angel-charms — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 23:22:34 GMT

Who's there

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hyperrush — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 23:28:01 GMT

I'm scare 😕

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made-for-an-angel-charms — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 23:57:32 GMT

maybe its father christmas

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tommy.irene — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 11:58:39 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 17:54:45 GMT

A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free". The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try"! The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile! Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the river bank where he spots the same young blonde woman standing waist deep in the murky water, a shotgun in her hand Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc onto it's back - Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out......... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO"!

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evoman3957 — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 18:05:26 GMT

There goes my "Big End" again.

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angelah1847 — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 19:03:30 GMT

THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO"!

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cee-dee — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 19:26:13 GMT

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tommy.irene — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 19:31:58 GMT

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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colchris — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 18:34:20 GMT

I've done up