https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/to-days-joke/m-p/4062078#M144674 <P>Being very religious the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.</P><P>While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?</P><P>When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.<SPAN><BR />St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.</SPAN></P><DIV class="text_exposed_show"><P>After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.<BR />"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".</P><P>"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"</P><P>"You must be &nbsp;joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.</P><P>"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".</P><P>"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"</P></DIV> Tue, 09 Dec 2014 14:26:03 GMT fionajohnston 2014-12-09T14:26:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/to-days-joke/m-p/4062078#M144674 <P>Being very religious the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.</P><P>While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?</P><P>When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.<SPAN><BR />St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.</SPAN></P><DIV class="text_exposed_show"><P>After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.<BR />"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".</P><P>"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"</P><P>"You must be &nbsp;joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.</P><P>"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".</P><P>"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"</P></DIV> Tue, 09 Dec 2014 14:26:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/to-days-joke/m-p/4062078#M144674 fionajohnston 2014-12-09T14:26:03Z