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Romance isn't dead......is it?

marshallhouse — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 14:18:33 GMT

My boyfriend/old man friend turned up today and said 'I've bought you a present.' Flowers? Chocs? An expensive something or other?

No such luck. ' Nasal hair remover discreetly removes nasal and ear hair.' 'But I haven't got...' 'No, it's for the whiskers on your chin!' He's lucky I didn't remove HIS nasal hair with it. 'Don't be like that!' he said, 'I looked all round the Pound Shop for that!'

ps no I don't have whiskers on my chin either.

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

evoman3957 — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 15:12:50 GMT

Perhaps He couldn't afford a Lawn Mower..............it's going to be a long job with that though...........just as well the grass will stop growing soon.

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

ronnybabes — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:35:13 GMT

I take no responsibility for the following item, I wouldn't dare to...............

I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great. She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or romance once since the first beating.

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:43:10 GMT

LOL

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tommy.irene — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:08:23 GMT

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

tommy.irene — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:12:11 GMT

I love everyone..

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fallen-archie — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:37:55 GMT

Tommy has many admirers, his images are compelling I mean isn't he lovely 🙂

Meanwhile We await the gentle pitter patter of our resident Bibliophile and romantic novelist Bills & Hoon .

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

evoman3957 — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 20:03:29 GMT

He's on his way alright.

Re: Romance isn't dead......is it?

electric*mayhem*band — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 23:13:39 GMT

Romance isn't dead......is it?

No, it's still going strong. It was acquired some time ago in a hostile takeover by Hallmark Cards, Walt Disney, and Barbara Cartland, and sold off piece by piece.