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Scousers :( (Part Two).

electric*mayhem*band — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 11:41:44 GMT

pp Sir Arthur Strebe-Grebling.

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Anonymous — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:28:54 GMT

Thou shall not make fun of other people! And surprise surprise, scousers are people as well you know!

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tommy.irene — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:47:54 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Thou shall not make fun of other people! And surprise surprise, scousers are people as well you know!

Hes people .. http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/oscar-pistorius-could-denied-early-4603151

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evoman3957 — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 14:07:53 GMT

MMMMmmm I could get quite passionate with Esther Mcvey..........if only I could get Her to stop talking for 3 Minutes.

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electric*mayhem*band — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 14:32:24 GMT

@evoman3957 wrote:
MMMMmmm I could get quite passionate with Esther Mcvey..........if only I could get Her to stop talking for 3 Minutes.

I think the only way would be to stuff a tea towel in her mouth, and finish off with duct tape. Even then she would spout from her.....oh hang on. She already does.

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itsmeyourcathy — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 15:51:01 GMT

evoman I HAD decided that you were a man of taste. I've just just held a reforendum and I now wish to opt out of the decision

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evoman3957 — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 22:58:45 GMT

OK, OK, so you caught me in a moment of weakness.

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al**bear — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 06:11:13 GMT

Esther Mcvey - Mersey Barbie , I bet one of her heroes is Sarah Palin

Of course we did get the Little Toxteth dynamite

Beryl Marsden

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electric*mayhem*band — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 13:37:05 GMT

You might regret saying that, Evo. I'd advise you to walk on if I were you, and ignore that Cathy dame. Emily Bronte didn't tell you that poor old Heathcliff ended his days in a secure unit in Halifax, tugging tufts of his hair out and weaving baskets, after tangling with that one. Apart from that, she has delusions of grandeur. Thinks she's Kate Bush.

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itsmeyourcathy — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 17:55:29 GMT

Evoman i'd advise you that eccentric mayhem had to google 'who wrote Wuthering Heights' before he could write the above post and just bear in mind the old cliche........... Hell hath no fury like a muppet scorned.

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evoman3957 — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 18:38:13 GMT

Thanks for the advice EMB, it brought echos, of my mothers voice, back into my Head about naughty ladies. Now I explain to them that things aint what they used to be, so they will just have to form an orderly queue and be patient. I will get round to each and every one of them...........................................................................eventually.

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evoman3957 — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 18:43:12 GMT

Please join the queue, no spitting, fighting or Eye gouging.............as we have spoken ( sort of ) I will try to give you preferential treatment and move you nearer to the front of the queue. I appreciate this may be frustrating, but I have to "Pace" myself these days...........the paperwork ( should I die on the Job ) would be horrendous...........to be avoided at all costs.

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itsmeyourcathy — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 08:08:03 GMT

I'm sorry Evo but you must be mistaking me for a woman of low breeding. (button it ecclectic muppet). I don't do queues but I do love paperwork. Be sure to send me a list of all your bank accounts, pensions, investments, insurance policies, passwords etc. Oh...... and any Tesco clubcard or Nectar points accrued (it's double up time).

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evoman3957 — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 10:23:20 GMT

allo allo........sounds like those Spam Emails I've been getting.............you're not Nigerian are you ?

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evoman3957 — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 10:26:36 GMT

Oh that reminds Me ( although it's changed now ) you know why they used to give Hurricanes Womens names?

Because after they've gone, they've taken the House & the Car.

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itsmeyourcathy — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 11:02:53 GMT

'Because after they've gone, they've taken the House & the Car'.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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al**bear — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 11:24:19 GMT

Not for the squeamish

http://www.joe.ie/football/vine-snotty-everton-fan-commits-one-of-the-most-disgusting-acts-youll-ever-see-at-a-football-match/474899

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tommy.irene — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 12:03:43 GMT

@itsmeyourcathy wrote:
I'm sorry Evo but you must be mistaking me for a woman of low breeding. (button it ecclectic muppet). I don't do queues but I do love paperwork. Be sure to send me a list of all your bank accounts, pensions, investments, insurance policies, passwords etc. Oh...... and any Tesco clubcard or Nectar points accrued (it's double up time).

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electric*mayhem*band — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 12:04:26 GMT

@evoman3957 wrote:
Please join the queue, no spitting, fighting or Eye gouging.............as we have spoken ( sort of ) I will try to give you preferential treatment and move you nearer to the front of the queue. I appreciate this may be frustrating, but I have to "Pace" myself these days...........the paperwork ( should I die on the Job ) would be horrendous...........to be avoided at all costs.

Perish the thought of you popping your clogs while on the job Evo, that would be awful. The upside is though, that you will have Cathy weeping and wailing, shrouded from head to foot in black taffeta and heavily veiled, at your dispatch. Nobody carries widow's weeds off like Ms Cathy Earnshaw does. In fact she is the star turn at the Co-op Funeral Parlour in Toxteth, where she is currently employed on a part time basis, as their Chief Mourner.