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Making the Right choice

fallen-archie — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 20:37:30 GMT

Like many my age I don't want to leave this world and expect someone else to pay for the funeral, so it's all sorted, well all except the Coffin. Trouble is who can you ask for advice? They have all moved on, so do I go for a fitting? And how does one decide the specification, lined or plain, wood, cardboard or woven basket. What if any personal effects do I take with me, Muffin the Mule, Dan dare space station, Hotel California, choices so many to make.
Any ideas?

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evoman3957 — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 20:54:20 GMT

If I had the money, just fire me out into space in a Rocket; if space is infinite, I'd have an infinite amount of time to travel it.

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ed_blackadder_1 — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 21:15:10 GMT

Dont forget your sandwiches and thermos.

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evoman3957 — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 21:22:02 GMT

Thermos...........Cosmos............It's got a kind of ring to it. As for Sandwiches, I'll have to ask British Rail; most of theirs taste like they're a thousand Years old.

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bankhaunter — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:33:03 GMT

There was a coffin seller who was going to sell a self assembly coffin.

WE WILL SOON BE OFFERING A SIMPLE COFFIN THAT WILL EVEN BE AVAILABLE FOR SELF ASSEMBLY (DONT LEAVE IT TOO LATE TO BUY IF ITS FOR YOURSELF)..

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electric*mayhem*band — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:15:15 GMT

A coffin fashioned out of empty ciggie packets, and for the journey to the hereafter, twenty Benson & Hedges. That's me sorted.

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cee-dee — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:21:16 GMT

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dark_castle1 — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:33:46 GMT

Sorry EMB ! No Benson and Hedges for me because they give me a sore throat and would not want that . What about a mobile phone for a carry out , obviously need the charger and electricity plumbed in so to speak in case battery goes flat .

Re: Making the Right choice

tommy.irene — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 14:29:11 GMT

http://www.crazycoffins.co.uk/ ....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=funny+coffins&sa=X&biw=1093&bih=508&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=65tTVKYGs8uwBKHkgbgK&ved=0CCAQsAQ

Re: Making the Right choice

tommy.irene — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 14:31:54 GMT

Re: Making the Right choice

evoman3957 — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 14:34:55 GMT

I'd buy the Guitar one, as long as there were no strings attached.......................did I hear a groan !!