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Advice please

colchris — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 20:42:17 GMT

Sat in my garden last night after a fallout with the light of my life, I noticed a little black thing on my sock biting me,woke up today and my ankle has gone all puffy and purple, got a few beers down me to numb the pain, do you think i should see a doctor or a marriage councillor.

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suzieseaside — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 20:54:57 GMT

Neither. Drink more beer.

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millielilac — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 22:56:35 GMT

Both ....

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tommy.irene — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 07:23:03 GMT

Just cut the leg off..

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evoman3957 — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 09:42:01 GMT

I don't think telling the "Light of your life" that you can't get your "leg over" because you've been bitten on it, is going to be believed somehow. Tell Her you'll have to wait until the swelling goes down........................be careful how you phrase that.

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logbox — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 09:06:16 GMT

I think this is a case for embarrassing bodies.

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10phizz — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 16:25:26 GMT

I think it calls for a cold poultice........its up to you where its placed

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rose2008-2008 — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 18:32:02 GMT

I would have used the Beer on a cold Poultice.