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I have a problem with my friend

austinwxw — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:17:50 GMT

He looks just like Tango Tony and every time he smiles I become agitated and grumpy with him for no reason.

It's not his fault.

Any advice welcome.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

ruth550_2 — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:48:37 GMT

tell him you love him dearly, but could he please wear a paper bag over his head when he comes to see you ....

Re: I have a problem with my friend

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:50:58 GMT

Tell him you friendship is over as you are have nightmares and you are concerned for your wellbeing.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

cb-home-textiles — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:01:24 GMT

Tell him thats there is a problem but not to worry as ebay will protect him

Re: I have a problem with my friend

reneforbeauty1 — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:02:57 GMT

Tell him to shave his beard and moustache off and wear a wig

Re: I have a problem with my friend

jacksnanna — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:12:50 GMT

SELL him a razor and a paper bag. It might be your only sale in a long time judging by everyone else's experience....

Re: I have a problem with my friend

mpdesignerwear — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:26:36 GMT

Find a new friend

Re: I have a problem with my friend

austinwxw — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:35:51 GMT

He is a really good friend though,I lost my wallet and he gave me some money back straight away,no questions asked, although I don't think it was his to give me.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

mpdesignerwear — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:50:29 GMT

If he is such a good friend see if you can raise money to help him have some surgery or buy him a wig and contact lenses which may be cheaper?

Re: I have a problem with my friend

mikec6647 — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 18:12:22 GMT

Friend or no friend just hit him. Harsh perhaps but it will be for the best in the long term

Re: I have a problem with my friend

evoman3957 — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 20:21:51 GMT

Test his friendship, tell him you're not feeling well, so you can't go out and ask him to pop down the shops for you and buy a pack of incontinence knickers.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

austinwxw — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 21:45:38 GMT

We went to the shops on Saturday and I was a little worried about some of my purchases,but he reassured me that I could shop with confidence and guaranteed that I could always get my money back no matter what.

His smile and attitude was inspirational and he made me feel like I could shop forever and never encounter retail difficulties ever again.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

evoman3957 — Tue, 03 Jun 2014 10:44:12 GMT

Oh I see, it's metaphorical.........He's you "Flexible Friend".

Re: I have a problem with my friend

rose2008-2008 — Tue, 03 Jun 2014 11:55:59 GMT

A Lovely Knitted Balaclava??.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

tommy.irene — Wed, 04 Jun 2014 06:26:46 GMT

My friend is ok.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

tommy.irene — Wed, 04 Jun 2014 11:06:41 GMT

This person has a problem too......

Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 **bleep** enlarger online... which turns out to be a £5 magnifying glass

Man, named only as Ong, spent £100 online on **bleep** enlarger
When it arrived he found the box contained a £5 magnifying glass
He has complained but officials say it is unlikely he will get money back 4 June 2014

A vain Malaysian man who ordered a **bleep** enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass!

To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.

It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight.

Re: I have a problem with my friend

rose2008-2008 — Wed, 04 Jun 2014 13:49:10 GMT

Haaaa haaaa LOL

Re: I have a problem with my friend

merehazle — Wed, 04 Jun 2014 19:04:35 GMT

So does my uncle FRANK.......

Re: I have a problem with my friend

f-stop — Sat, 21 Jun 2014 12:03:04 GMT

@austinwxw wrote:
He is a really good friend though,I lost my wallet and he gave me some money back straight away,no questions asked, although I don't think it was his to give me.

Have you ever been to Tony's place?

Re: I have a problem with my friend

tommy.irene — Sat, 21 Jun 2014 13:22:20 GMT

Did you ever see my computers..