topic Re: QUOTES in The Round Table

QUOTES

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 12:56:20 GMT

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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Anonymous — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 13:38:14 GMT

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.” ― Peter Ustinov

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Anonymous — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 16:09:27 GMT

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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electric*mayhem*band — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 17:01:38 GMT

'Time flies like an arrow - Fruit flies like a banana'.

Groucho Marx.

'Don't mention the war - I did once but I think I got away with it'.

Basil Fawlty.

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divine-pet-care — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 17:10:16 GMT

"Whoever shall question the rabbit but once, their first-born shall thenceforth be a dunce" - The Vicar Of Dibley

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Anonymous — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 17:20:21 GMT

“Jumping to conclusions is like playing with damp gunpowder: both likely to go off in wrong direction.” ― Charlie Chang

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polyhedric — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 17:34:53 GMT

"You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose" Groucho Marx

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electric*mayhem*band — Sat, 26 Apr 2014 18:05:52 GMT

Scousers !

Sir Arthur Strebe-Grebling.

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*crikey*mate* — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 04:46:33 GMT

"When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise" NFI (I read it on the bar of a nightclub back in 1988, it was at knee level, I was on the floor, leaning against said bar, completely drunk, and that's where I read it)

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al**bear — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 05:22:19 GMT

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

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electric*mayhem*band — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 09:48:18 GMT

'Go ahead. Make my day'.

Dirty Harry.

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rose2008-2008 — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 11:55:41 GMT

Laugh and the World laughs with you, cry and you cry alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 12:03:28 GMT

I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair. Clint Eastwood

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electric*mayhem*band — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 12:18:45 GMT

'I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge'

'I have the mind of a hero, but a coward's legs'.

Spike Milligan.

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*crikey*mate* — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 12:45:12 GMT

"We value your contribution" ~ A Lithium Mod

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electric*mayhem*band — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:14:10 GMT

'This place sure is quiet'.

Tutankhamen.

'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what I mean' ?

Eric Idle.

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astrologica — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:47:51 GMT

' All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing'.....Edmund Burke.

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astrologica — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:51:31 GMT

' To err is human, to forgive, divine'...Alexander Pope.

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mr-expresso — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 22:09:12 GMT

(sound of sucking in air)....." That doesn't sound healthy"...... Dodgy Dave the Car Mechanic...

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al**bear — Mon, 28 Apr 2014 06:21:45 GMT

“I seem to meet more crazy people than sheer coincidence would allow."

Rincewind (Terry Pratchett)