https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2922103#M122081 <P><FONT color="#0000FF" face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3">Alex Salmond has his eye on the money?:-</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><IMG src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02868/alexcoin_2868474b.jpg" /> Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:10:58 GMT cee-dee 2014-04-01T13:10:58Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2920797#M122065 <P>We need to bring your attention to these new and important laws. Research by: Richelle de Wit and Myra Azzopardi Swainson.</P><P>Decreto Real 2014/0104</P><P>Article 1. All EU citizens who have lived here for ten years or more, MUST, take out British citizenship. All those who do not choose to do so must present themselves at the office of ‘extranjeria’ in their town and give good and acceptable reasons. Children will take not have to comply until they are 18.</P><DIV class="text_exposed_show"><P>Article 2. To ensure social uniformity in all member states, no more than 1 immigrant per 10 indigenous citizens. This originates from northern EU countries where they try to avoid ghettos with foreign workers. As we´re all one Europe, anti-discrimination laws dictate this rule to be put into force in UK as well..The calculations: 1 non British resident in each 12 square meters.</P><P>Article 3. Following Cataluña, now at the Costa Blanca and the Costa del Sol, parading along the boulevards alongside the beach in beachwear. Torso and bottoms to be covered in clothing at all times when not on the beach...Fines for non compliance, can reach the sum of up to 3000 euro’s</P><P>Article 4. All those who wish to keep their legally issued EU driving licences after today, must take a mini test. This new law only refers to Britons or any other drivers who have ever driven on the left. The test is simple and mainly concentrates on the entering and exit of roundabouts. Test costs including five lessons, 250 euro’s.</P><P>Article 5. The tax on sun and solar panels, now taken a step further and to be used for sunbathers. Tickets to be bought on entry to the beach from authorised inspectors on the promenades. Anyone leaving the beach with noticeable sunburn may be fined for excess.</P></DIV> Tue, 01 Apr 2014 08:51:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2920797#M122065 tommy.irene 2014-04-01T08:51:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2921137#M122072 A total April Fool's Day online joke if ever there was one! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tongue:">😛</span> But it's a good one nonetheless! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span> Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:01:51 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2921137#M122072 queenelsa83 2014-04-01T10:01:51Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2922103#M122081 <P><FONT color="#0000FF" face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3">Alex Salmond has his eye on the money?:-</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><IMG src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02868/alexcoin_2868474b.jpg" /> Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:10:58 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2922103#M122081 cee-dee 2014-04-01T13:10:58Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2922413#M122087 I actually like the look of that coin, hee hee! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tongue:">😛</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span> Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:14:59 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/New-laws-today/m-p/2922413#M122087 queenelsa83 2014-04-01T14:14:59Z