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    <title>topic Re: Spaghetti in The Round Table</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544338#M115096</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;lol&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 12:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-01-13T12:32:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2542674#M115054</link>
      <description>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today. Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, he said.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.&lt;BR /&gt;On the card was written:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.&lt;BR /&gt;Three with meatballs, two without.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Send Extra sauce&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2014 20:40:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2542674#M115054</guid>
      <dc:creator>ronnybabes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-12T20:40:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544338#M115096</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;lol&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 12:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544338#M115096</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T12:32:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544506#M115101</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"&gt;Titter&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 13:08:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544506#M115101</guid>
      <dc:creator>*.*..lola..*.*</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T13:08:44Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544564#M115107</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3070120"&gt;@*.*..lola..*.*&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"&gt;Titter&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;Titter.......&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Not until she is at least 16...&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 13:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544564#M115107</guid>
      <dc:creator>mr-expresso</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T13:18:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544582#M115108</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="womansurprised" class="emoticon emoticon-womansurprised" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-surprised.png" alt="Woman Surprised" title="Woman Surprised" /&gt;&lt;img id="womanlol" class="emoticon emoticon-womanlol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-lol.png" alt="Woman LOL" title="Woman LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 13:21:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2544582#M115108</guid>
      <dc:creator>*.*..lola..*.*</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T13:21:47Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Spaghetti</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2546274#M115148</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileylol" class="emoticon emoticon-smileylol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-lol.png" alt="Smiley LOL" title="Smiley LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 20:23:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Spaghetti/m-p/2546274#M115148</guid>
      <dc:creator>ronnybabes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T20:23:43Z</dc:date>
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