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    <title>topic My Friend is a barber... and in The Round Table</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2309840#M109287</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My &amp;nbsp;friend is a Hairdresser, and one day I was at his Shop waiting for the old proverbial haicut when....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;this man poked his head into his barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around his shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours mate.'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Apparently......&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A few days later, the same man stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;And.....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A week later, the same man stuck his head in the shop yet again, and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half'.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The next time this occurred I happened to be in his shop, and my friend turned to me and said, 'Hey, Ron, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. he's starting to get on my nerves'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;So...... a little while later, I returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend said, 'Pull yourself together! So, where does he go when he leaves? &amp;nbsp;'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;I looked up, wiped the tears from my eyes and said....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;'Your house'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 17:13:22 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>ronnybabes</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2013-11-19T17:13:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>My Friend is a barber... and</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2309840#M109287</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My &amp;nbsp;friend is a Hairdresser, and one day I was at his Shop waiting for the old proverbial haicut when....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;this man poked his head into his barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around his shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours mate.'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Apparently......&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A few days later, the same man stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;And.....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A week later, the same man stuck his head in the shop yet again, and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half'.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The man left.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The next time this occurred I happened to be in his shop, and my friend turned to me and said, 'Hey, Ron, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. he's starting to get on my nerves'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;So...... a little while later, I returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;My friend said, 'Pull yourself together! So, where does he go when he leaves? &amp;nbsp;'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;I looked up, wiped the tears from my eyes and said....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0000FF" size="3"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;'Your house'&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 17:13:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2309840#M109287</guid>
      <dc:creator>ronnybabes</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-19T17:13:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: My Friend is a barber... and</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2309848#M109288</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 17:16:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2309848#M109288</guid>
      <dc:creator>right-then-petal</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-19T17:16:27Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: My Friend is a barber... and</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2311642#M109329</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 23:20:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/My-Friend-is-a-barber-and/m-p/2311642#M109329</guid>
      <dc:creator>fionajohnston</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-19T23:20:37Z</dc:date>
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