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Please sign in

blackburn_stevie — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 03:27:52 GMT

As the title says really.

It would be interesting to know how many folk still post regularly on the Round Table.

I think a similar thing was done about 8 years ago and the answer was something like 83.

Only difference is that this time there are rules. Just three of them.

Rule one .... If you have more than one ID, please only sign in with one of them. We want to know the number of posters, not the number of identities.

Rule two .... Only sign in if you have made at least 10 posts on the Round Table. The reason for that is to weed out the lurkers. There's nothing wrong with being a lurker as such but you shouldn't really class yourself as an RT poster if you only do one post every year.

Rule three .... Obey the first two rules.

So, there you have it. Please sign in below. Maybe with a quick joke to pass the time. My favourite is the one about the Lone Ranger and Tonto riding across the prairie and they find themselves surrounded by 3,000 red indians aree dressed for war and painted up to high heaven. The Lone Ranger pulls his guns and says, " Looks like we could be in trouble here, Tonto."

Tonto replies, "What do you mean **we**, White man?"

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al**bear — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 05:27:39 GMT

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the-geezer — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:47:51 GMT

How do I 'Sign In'?

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margaret*e — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:59:00 GMT

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ed_blackadder_1 — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 10:09:59 GMT

Morning

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cee-dee — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 10:20:39 GMT

When I was at school, I wasn't paying attention and the English teacher picked on me and said "Name two pronouns".

I looked up and said "Who, me?"

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ilove2patch — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 10:42:47 GMT

Occasional poster here.

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right-then-petal — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 11:12:48 GMT

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tuckerbigdaddy5ngv — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 11:26:27 GMT

Lurking is goooooood

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blackburn_stevie — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 11:59:34 GMT

Thanks for taking part, Guys and Guyesses.

It looks like 9 so far, unless I have cross-posted with any later signees.

I must admit to not recognising ALL of the names as regular posters but I'll let you off just this once for entering into the spirit of the game.

Cheers,

Steve.

ps ..... I like that one, CD. lol

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stan3502 — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:51:24 GMT

A king was preparing to ride off on a quest. Before he leaves, he locks up the queen with a chastity belt and calls in his most trusted knight and hands him the key. "Sir Percival, here is the key to my queen's honor. Should I fall in battle, it is to you to release her from her belt so she might marry again." He then leaves on his journey. At the top of a hill, he turns back for one last look at his castle and is surprised to see Sir Percival riding breakneck in pursuit. "My lord, my lord....wait! You have given me the wrong key!"

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rose2008-2008 — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:59:03 GMT

Im quite a regular. Good morning all on The Round Table this morning!!!!!.

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sir_arthur_strebe-grebling — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 14:42:11 GMT

I do look in now and again but I don't post much these days since the content and intellectual level of RT has apparently been merged with FHG.

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ronnie-dog — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:23:32 GMT

A dog walks into a thread and

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ronnie-dog — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 22:09:50 GMT

..............peees in the corner and ..................................walks back out.

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mepixin12 — Tue, 12 Nov 2013 08:38:59 GMT

Occasional and late poster

Berta goes to doctor Maurice, after the doctor giving Maurice the once over the doctor calls Berta in he says " Maurice is suffering from a terrible disease and the stress this mans' under I can't tell you, if you don't do the following things your Maurice will not live long.

Wake him gently in the morning, fix him organic food only, he must rest after each meal, no chores, and don't antagonise him even if he gets tetchy, a ' full relief body massage every evening' this will reduce his stress he may ask for more as he will finds this helps him relax and sleep well, indulge him. If you do this for a minimum of 6mths he may live.

Berta came out with a furrowed brow, Maurice looked at her and said " what did he say Berta".............

She concentrated for a moment then said "your gonna die."

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mepixin12 — Tue, 12 Nov 2013 08:43:12 GMT

Occasional and late poster

Berta goes to doctor with her Maurice, after the doctor gives Maurice the once over the doctor calls Berta in to his office, he says " Maurice is suffering from a terrible disease and the stress this mans' under I can't tell you, if you don't do the following things your Maurice will not live long."

Wake him gently in the morning, fix him only the best of food, he must rest after each meal, no chores, and don't antagonise him even if he gets tetchy, a 'full relief body massage every evening' this will reduce his stress he may ask for more as he will finds this helps him relax and to sleep well, indulge him. If you do this for a minimum of 6mths he may just live.

Berta came out with a furrowed brow, Maurice looked at her and said " what is it Berta, what did he say Berta".............

She concentrated for a moment then said "your gonna die."

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tommy.irene — Tue, 12 Nov 2013 08:51:11 GMT

“If you got guts.” Sell your car and become a pedestrian.