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Maybe wisdom doesn't come with age.

ronnybabes — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 12:55:08 GMT

(1) When I was 13,

I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big breasts.

(2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big breasts,

but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) At University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.

She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

(5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.

She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big breasts.

Re: Maybe wisdom doesn't come with age.

millielilac — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:28:21 GMT

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Re: Maybe wisdom doesn't come with age.

tommy.irene — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 14:07:52 GMT

You can have me Ronny im a big girl..

Re: Maybe wisdom doesn't come with age.

merehazle — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 14:27:52 GMT

He has. Here you are Ron, a present from my Uncle Frank......

Re: Maybe wisdom doesn't come with age.

mr-expresso — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 09:14:30 GMT

It reminds me of the time I was with a particular girl...

When she was taking a shower.. I just had a look through her wardrode..

Hanging there was a Police Uniform.. a French Maids uniform.. a Traffic Wardens uniform a Nurses Uniform.. a Air Hostess Uniform....

I finished with her .. it was obvious she couldn't hold down a job....