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    <title>topic Re: Frog &amp;amp; Old Lady in The Round Table</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1876832#M102307</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;NAUGHTY FROGS &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img id="heart" class="emoticon emoticon-heart" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_heart.png" alt="heart" title="heart" /&gt;&lt;img id="heart" class="emoticon emoticon-heart" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_heart.png" alt="heart" title="heart" /&gt;&lt;img id="womanwink" class="emoticon emoticon-womanwink" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-wink.png" alt="Woman Wink" title="Woman Wink" /&gt;&lt;img id="womanwink" class="emoticon emoticon-womanwink" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-wink.png" alt="Woman Wink" title="Woman Wink" /&gt; ...frog...frog...wink..wink. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="womanlol" class="emoticon emoticon-womanlol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-lol.png" alt="Woman LOL" title="Woman LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2013 13:33:49 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>rose2008-2008</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2013-08-30T13:33:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Frog &amp; Old Lady</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1873954#M102253</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;TABLE cellspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;TBODY&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;TABLE cellspacing="3" border="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;TBODY&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;TABLE cellspacing="3" border="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;TBODY&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;The older lady figured, what the heck!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;She hadn't found anything&amp;nbsp;else.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;So, she bought the frog.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;As she was slowly driving down the road,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;the&amp;nbsp;frog whispered to her&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!&amp;nbsp;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HECK,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;and&amp;nbsp;kissed the frog.&amp;nbsp;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an&amp;nbsp;absolutely&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince&amp;nbsp;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;LADY'S KISS.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;LADY TURNED INTO?&amp;nbsp;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;COME ON GUESS!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;*&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;*&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;*&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;*&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Motel&amp;nbsp;SHE COULD FIND!!!&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2013 19:47:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1873954#M102253</guid>
      <dc:creator>geographically*challenged</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-08-29T19:47:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Frog &amp; Old Lady</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1874374#M102262</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="smileylol" class="emoticon emoticon-smileylol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-lol.png" alt="Smiley LOL" title="Smiley LOL" /&gt; Now&amp;nbsp;where can I get myself a frog at this time of night &lt;img id="smileywink" class="emoticon emoticon-smileywink" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.png" alt="Smiley Wink" title="Smiley Wink" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2013 21:15:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1874374#M102262</guid>
      <dc:creator>stan3502</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-08-29T21:15:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Frog &amp; Old Lady</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1876832#M102307</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;NAUGHTY FROGS &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img id="heart" class="emoticon emoticon-heart" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_heart.png" alt="heart" title="heart" /&gt;&lt;img id="heart" class="emoticon emoticon-heart" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_heart.png" alt="heart" title="heart" /&gt;&lt;img id="womanwink" class="emoticon emoticon-womanwink" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-wink.png" alt="Woman Wink" title="Woman Wink" /&gt;&lt;img id="womanwink" class="emoticon emoticon-womanwink" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-wink.png" alt="Woman Wink" title="Woman Wink" /&gt; ...frog...frog...wink..wink. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;img id="womanlol" class="emoticon emoticon-womanlol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_woman-lol.png" alt="Woman LOL" title="Woman LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2013 13:33:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1876832#M102307</guid>
      <dc:creator>rose2008-2008</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-08-30T13:33:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Frog &amp; Old Lady</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1877086#M102313</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;He He&amp;nbsp; He , I like it, one to tell the girls at work tonight.&amp;nbsp; &lt;img id="smileylol" class="emoticon emoticon-smileylol" src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-lol.png" alt="Smiley LOL" title="Smiley LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2013 14:13:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Frog-amp-Old-Lady/m-p/1877086#M102313</guid>
      <dc:creator>ed_blackadder_1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-08-30T14:13:02Z</dc:date>
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