https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/68821#M9576 I think the Norwegian Blue parrot is a good variety to fricasse - a bit like Maris Piper spuds for chips?<BR /> Spam goes well with parrot as well.<BR /> <BR /> Given any option, I can think of something better than having a rodent attached to my face. Will have to think a bit about that one.<BR /> <BR /> Your dog seems a tad sensitive given the ability she has to understand what you read to her - I bet you keep your Chinese Takeaway Menus on top of your wardrobe or under your bed.<BR /> <BR /> Well, we have some of the staffing sorted out, uniforms, what about the menu?<BR /> <BR /> Some less scrupulous restauranteurs have their little fiddles:<BR /> <BR /> What the hard girls like who want to dump their currents, is a really expensive meal - something with caviar to start with, followed by finest fillet steak and egg custard pie for pud. Then they just eat the lettuce, the chips, and top their by-now ex- with the custard pie.<BR /> <BR /> That's why the house policy is to get the credit card details up front to confirm the reservation.<BR /> <BR /> Some get good back-handers for letting out the concessions for the individual red roses, and that tone-deaf serenader and violin duo, and there are the customary coin-op vending machines in both toilets, and one just outside the exit from the car park with a sign saying it's the last one for the next 9 months.....<BR /> <BR /> Some "run" the cloakroom to ensure it does well. There are a couple of plastic turds underneath the counter so when a decent coat is collected, they apologise the guard dog has soiled it and they will have it cleaned and sent on. Then they flog the coat and tell the customer to reclaim on his insurance as it got lost being returned to them and they didn't sign the disclaimer and pay the surcharge for goods in transit insurance.<BR /> <BR /> We don't want to be associated with any dodgy stuff like that ! My word, No.<BR /> <BR /> It really is important we go for offering the very best to our guests here at the Nag's.<BR /> <BR /> Perhaps - idea from the OP - a wireless laptop beside every chair, so if guests come out as a party group, they can all chat to each other by message or thread as they are used to, to save having to talk and look at each other?<BR /> <BR /> That might introduce some extra "blind date" trade as well? <BR /> <BR /> There was a good thread here some months ago where peeps suggested the best and worst matching up of pairs of posters here.<BR /> <BR /> All such ideas, plus suggestions for the menu, appreciated please.<BR /> <BR /> :-D Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:55:24 GMT electronic_workshop 2008-09-01T17:55:24Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24770#M4492 where are all the drinkers?<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> come on lindi put that laptop down.<BR /> <BR /> jugs where are you?<BR /> <BR /> My round first what ya all havin?<BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:19:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24770#M4492 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:19:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24777#M4493 Can I please have a whisky?<BR /> I'm not being greedy. Its for medicinal purposes, am full of cold.<BR /> <BR /> Cheers! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:22:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24777#M4493 mandmad 2004-03-10T21:22:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24780#M4494 only serve pints tonight so pint os whisky coming up. Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:23:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24780#M4494 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:23:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24787#M4495 can i have a voddie please captain Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:23:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24787#M4495 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:23:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24792#M4496 Hi Lisa triple vodka on its way Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:24:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24792#M4496 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:24:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24795#M4497 mmmmm, ta captain!<BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:25:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24795#M4497 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:25:06Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24799#M4498 *strolls to the jukebox*<BR /> <BR /> Marillion/Hooks in you Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:26:20 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24799#M4498 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:26:20Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24802#M4499 cool Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:27:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24802#M4499 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:27:15Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24807#M4500 Evening Captain<BR /> <BR /> Any chance of a G &amp; T?<BR /> <BR /> Joanne Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:31:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24807#M4500 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:31:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24810#M4501 Certanily Joanne one pint of G&amp;T on its way Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:33:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24810#M4501 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:33:15Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24814#M4502 Vodka and coke please.<BR /> <BR /> i have ahd a very strange day..<BR /> <BR /> wendy Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:00 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24814#M4502 wendleken 2004-03-10T21:34:00Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24817#M4503 *stolls over to the jukebox again*<BR /> <BR /> The Mission/Tower of srength Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:25 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24817#M4503 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:34:25Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24821#M4504 *sipping in lady-like way*<BR /> <BR /> Thanks captain!<BR /> <BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:29 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24821#M4504 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:34:29Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24826#M4505 <IMG src="http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/playscharvel/shotglass.bmp" /> cheers captain..:) Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24826#M4505 playscharvel 2004-03-10T21:34:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24829#M4506 Hi Cap'n, can i have a tequila please <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span><BR /> <BR /> Clare xx<BR /> <BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:50 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24829#M4506 clare*king 2004-03-10T21:34:50Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24832#M4507 Hi wendy <BR /> <BR /> *passes wendy Voddi&amp;coke* Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:01 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24832#M4507 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:35:01Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24836#M4508 Why a strange day Wendy? Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24836#M4508 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:35:05Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24839#M4509 Go on then just got time for a small ouzo and lemonade with loads of ice please Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:08 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24839#M4509 illavanuvver_ouzo 2004-03-10T21:35:08Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24844#M4510 cor captain, you are good behind that bar!! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:54 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24844#M4510 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:35:54Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24848#M4511 SMALL<BR /> <BR /> You will have a pint and like it!!!! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:58 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24848#M4511 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:35:58Z