https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/68777#M9573 I know about chaining them to the beds - it'ds daft all these new laws the activists for the RSPB (Royal Society for the Protection of Beds) have got through. I blame Bill Oddie. <BR /> <BR /> It's so difficult to get scratchings these days. Apparently some guy out in the Middle East miraculously cured leprosy about 2,000 years ago, and there just aren't the colonies around these days.<BR /> <BR /> Then Gillette brought out those lady razors, and all the pigs are going around with shaven legs now, and using body lotions to attract the boars. Their skin is softer than that woman who uses mild green fairy liquid.<BR /> <BR /> You get great crunchy meat if you dice it and roll it in seasoned cornflour then hot-wok it. The cat loves it! Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:02:45 GMT electronic_workshop 2008-09-01T17:02:45Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24770#M4492 where are all the drinkers?<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> come on lindi put that laptop down.<BR /> <BR /> jugs where are you?<BR /> <BR /> My round first what ya all havin?<BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:19:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24770#M4492 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:19:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24777#M4493 Can I please have a whisky?<BR /> I'm not being greedy. Its for medicinal purposes, am full of cold.<BR /> <BR /> Cheers! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:22:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24777#M4493 mandmad 2004-03-10T21:22:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24780#M4494 only serve pints tonight so pint os whisky coming up. Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:23:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24780#M4494 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:23:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24787#M4495 can i have a voddie please captain Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:23:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24787#M4495 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:23:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24792#M4496 Hi Lisa triple vodka on its way Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:24:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24792#M4496 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:24:38Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24795#M4497 mmmmm, ta captain!<BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:25:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24795#M4497 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:25:06Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24799#M4498 *strolls to the jukebox*<BR /> <BR /> Marillion/Hooks in you Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:26:20 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24799#M4498 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:26:20Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24802#M4499 cool Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:27:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24802#M4499 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:27:15Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24807#M4500 Evening Captain<BR /> <BR /> Any chance of a G &amp; T?<BR /> <BR /> Joanne Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:31:34 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24807#M4500 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:31:34Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24810#M4501 Certanily Joanne one pint of G&amp;T on its way Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:33:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24810#M4501 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:33:15Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24814#M4502 Vodka and coke please.<BR /> <BR /> i have ahd a very strange day..<BR /> <BR /> wendy Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:00 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24814#M4502 wendleken 2004-03-10T21:34:00Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24817#M4503 *stolls over to the jukebox again*<BR /> <BR /> The Mission/Tower of srength Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:25 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24817#M4503 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:34:25Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24821#M4504 *sipping in lady-like way*<BR /> <BR /> Thanks captain!<BR /> <BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:29 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24821#M4504 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:34:29Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24826#M4505 <IMG src="http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/playscharvel/shotglass.bmp" /> cheers captain..:) Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:42 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24826#M4505 playscharvel 2004-03-10T21:34:42Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24829#M4506 Hi Cap'n, can i have a tequila please <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span><BR /> <BR /> Clare xx<BR /> <BR /> Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:34:50 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24829#M4506 clare*king 2004-03-10T21:34:50Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24832#M4507 Hi wendy <BR /> <BR /> *passes wendy Voddi&amp;coke* Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:01 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24832#M4507 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:35:01Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24836#M4508 Why a strange day Wendy? Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:05 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24836#M4508 blu_eyed_gal 2004-03-10T21:35:05Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24839#M4509 Go on then just got time for a small ouzo and lemonade with loads of ice please Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:08 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24839#M4509 illavanuvver_ouzo 2004-03-10T21:35:08Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24844#M4510 cor captain, you are good behind that bar!! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:54 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24844#M4510 lisabe76 2004-03-10T21:35:54Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24848#M4511 SMALL<BR /> <BR /> You will have a pint and like it!!!! Wed, 10 Mar 2004 21:35:58 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/After-Hours/THE-BAR-IS-OPEN/m-p/24848#M4511 captain_feathersword_1 2004-03-10T21:35:58Z