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That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?<BR /> -- Jean Kerr<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.<BR /> -- Dave Barry<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> It is not necessary to understand, or believe, things in order to argue about them.<BR /> -- Pierce Caronde Beaumarchin<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.<BR /> -- Homer Simpson<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it.<BR /> -- Ashleigh Brilliant<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.<BR /> -- Ambrose Bierce<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. 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At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.<BR /> -- Adrienne Gusoff<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency. <BR /> -- Anonymous<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Strike while your employer has a big contract. <BR /> -- Author Unknown<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were. <BR /> -- George E. Bergman<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<BR /> -- Arthur Bloc<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them. <BR /> -- Karl Kraus<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.<BR /> -- Quentin Crisp<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.<BR /> -- Quentin Crisp<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.<BR /> -- Quentin Crisp<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.<BR /> -- Albert Einstein<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.<BR /> -- Henry Fielding<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?<BR /> -- Author Unknown <A href="http://s731.photobucket.com/albums/ww318/2mispelt2/cows/?action=view&amp;current=fliegende-kuh.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww318/2mispelt2/cows/th_fliegende-kuh.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:29:10 GMT mallymoo0712 2010-03-25T17:29:10Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358327#M179599 Here we can talk about anything and everything:^O <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 18 May 2009 18:35:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358327#M179599 rustymarton 2009-05-18T18:35:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358353#M179604 had a great day mally-and my grandson takes after me -ha ha ha <CENTER><BR /> <A href="http://s710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/?action=view¤t=Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A><BR /><BR /><BR /> </CENTER> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:01:07 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358353#M179604 1jeffery53 2009-08-31T14:01:07Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358364#M179606 Good Afternoon <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:38:03 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358364#M179606 rustymarton 2009-08-31T15:38:03Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358389#M179609 They think so, as everything points to that, I'm waiting for a scan at the mo. Can't eat very much because of the pain.........I'll be glad when its sorted. Hope you are keeping well Puz. <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:52:31 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358389#M179609 rustymarton 2009-08-31T15:52:31Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358409#M179612 Thanks Puz, Yes thats what I'm doing at the mo, Makes you feel so ill you dont want to do anything really, my poor house is going to wreck and ruin hehehe <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:00:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358409#M179612 rustymarton 2009-08-31T16:00:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358425#M179615 Thank you Puz, Tarra for now. <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:03:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358425#M179615 rustymarton 2009-08-31T16:03:33Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358446#M179619 hi. rusty poor you, do not eat anything containing fat, or vinegar, should help <A href="http://s731.photobucket.com/albums/ww318/2mispelt2/egifs/?action=view&amp;current=cowsbnmghj.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww318/2mispelt2/egifs/th_cowsbnmghj.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:19:43 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358446#M179619 mallymoo0712 2009-08-31T16:19:43Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358463#M179623 Hello Rusty, never mind the house work, just turn a blind eye and rest!..I have seen several things I really want to do but for now I am just looking the other way now!....Take care!...xx<BR /> <BR /> Spiritwolf I bet that took you an age to look back, and such a shame you didn't find out how old,hehe, our Sparky is!.....xx<BR /> <BR /> SPARKY!...Get here NOW!....AHEM!..How old are you?..hehe..xx<BR /> <BR /> Jazzy how are you doing?, How your puddy cat is okay!..xx <A href="http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/?action=view&amp;current=660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:19:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358463#M179623 littlefairyfoot 2009-08-31T17:19:15Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358484#M179626 How = Hope.........hehe.. <A href="http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/?action=view&amp;current=660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:19:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358484#M179626 littlefairyfoot 2009-08-31T17:19:52Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358503#M179629 hiya rusty nice to see you back:-x <CENTER><BR /> <A href="http://s710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/?action=view¤t=Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A><BR /><BR /><BR /> </CENTER> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:03:04 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358503#M179629 1jeffery53 2009-08-31T18:03:04Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358518#M179631 Hiya, That little Grandson of yours is bonnie, looks like he has the same hair colour as me <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:14:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358518#M179631 rustymarton 2009-08-31T19:14:09Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358532#M179634 hello rusty nice to see you back--o the milkman again <CENTER><BR /> <A href="http://s710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/?action=view¤t=Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A><BR /><BR /><BR /> </CENTER> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:16:00 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358532#M179634 1jeffery53 2009-08-31T19:16:00Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358546#M179636 Thanks Jeff. It must have been the same Milk company my Mother had lol <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:18:10 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358546#M179636 rustymarton 2009-08-31T19:18:10Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358558#M179639 Helloooo Rusty!..(((hugs)))xxxx <A href="http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/?action=view&amp;current=660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:26:13 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358558#M179639 littlefairyfoot 2009-08-31T19:26:13Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358571#M179642 do you think he will go strawberry blonde <CENTER><BR /> <A href="http://s710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/?action=view¤t=Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A><BR /><BR /><BR /> </CENTER> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:26:14 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358571#M179642 1jeffery53 2009-08-31T19:26:14Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358584#M179643 Hiya Tan..........(((HUGS)))<BR /> <BR /> Urm theres every possibility I recon Jeff <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:28:08 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358584#M179643 rustymarton 2009-08-31T19:28:08Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358602#M179647 Have you been resting Rusty?..I hope so or else!..boooosh and a bash, gently of course!.... <A href="http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/?action=view&amp;current=660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:30:50 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358602#M179647 littlefairyfoot 2009-08-31T19:30:50Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358614#M179649 I sure did in hospital, its hard to do anything else, but I'm trying at home. I look at though you have already booshed and bashed too lol I'm covered in multi coloured bruises..................them bloomin docs and nurses <A href="http://s307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/?action=view¤t=PINKPOODLE.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/isther1forme/PINKPOODLE.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:34:56 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358614#M179649 rustymarton 2009-08-31T19:34:56Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358631#M179652 thanks for that--right answer <CENTER><BR /> <A href="http://s710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/?action=view¤t=Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww104/1jeffery53/Funny3DAnimalsWallpapers23-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A><BR /><BR /><BR /> </CENTER> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:36:55 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358631#M179652 1jeffery53 2009-08-31T19:36:55Z https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358649#M179654 Those naughty doctors and nurses, smack!...<BR /> <BR /> If the one with the huge syringe had a big bruise on his nose had curly hair then that was the one that tried to jab me!..I bashed him up <A href="http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/?action=view&amp;current=660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163/burpy_bucket/660660057u8sc9d10fk-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></A> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:40:26 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/Fun-and-Games/Have-a-good-natter-thread/m-p/358649#M179654 littlefairyfoot 2009-08-31T19:40:26Z