topic Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar in The Round Table https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/470783#M32476 <P class="mce-p">The Morning after the Office Party.<BR /><BR />Jack woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's Christmas Party. <BR /><BR />He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it? Thursday. His wife must have gone to work.<BR /><BR />As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding headache, his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did last night.<BR /><BR />He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the garden. <BR /><BR />He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window and all was serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine, and, squinting gingerly into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye. This was not a good sign, but no memories were returning.<BR /><BR />As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a post-it note stuck on the corner of the mirror. It was written in red, with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife. <BR /><BR />'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast is in the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the morning. There's snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today, hope your eye doesn't hurt too much. See you tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. x '<BR /><BR />He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at the table, eating.<BR /><BR />Jack, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous night.<BR /><BR />' Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. '<BR /><BR />Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order, aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting for me?'<BR /><BR />His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you slapper, I'm married!!'<BR /><BR />Broken Coffee Table Β£250<BR />Hot Breakfast Β£3.50<BR />Two Aspirins 20p<BR />Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS</P> Tue, 12 Jun 2012 07:58:27 GMT tommy.irene 2012-06-12T07:58:27Z Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 <P class="mce-p">Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill &amp; Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Come on in...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/2146a54daa67.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="254" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:15:36 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433171#M9419 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:15:36Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Well, all I can add to that is to say we hope you</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">enjoy our new venue… &nbsp; :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/7d236a3ecede.jpg" alt="" width="102" height="154" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:06 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433179#M9422 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:21:06Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 <P class="mce-p">Has it got a nice garden to sit in when the evenings are warm Bill?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:21:48 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433183#M9425 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:21:48Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 <P class="mce-p">Hi Charlie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers and good luck!</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">There is a garden area at the back algas. Sunbeds and service! <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:24:09 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433188#M9428 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:24:09Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 <P class="mce-p">Do you have '<FONT class="mce-i">Chicken in a Basket</FONT>' on the menu ?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:25:18 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433194#M9431 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:25:18Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 <P class="mce-p">One Chicken in a basket for Crispy...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/d6396cdff208.gif" alt="" width="290" height="200" /></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:27:41 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433199#M9434 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:27:41Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 <P class="mce-p">Algas ~ can I get you a drink?</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:28:52 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433203#M9435 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:28:52Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:29:30 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433207#M9437 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:29:30Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 <P class="mce-p">Vodka and Lemonade please Bill - thanks very much, smells of polish in here <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:33 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433210#M9438 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:30:33Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:30:38 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433215#M9440 golden*crispy 2011-05-14T13:30:38Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Blimey is that for one? with portions like that you'll be skint in a few months :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Our Chef likes giving a fair portion...:O:^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:31:15 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433219#M9442 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:31:15Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Brilliant <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:">πŸ˜„</span> it's been a dry old board since they demolished the old <FONT class="mce-i">Nags Head</FONT></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Crispy ~ one of the reasons Charlie &amp; I came up with the idea. Enjoy your meal...:-)</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:32:23 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433224#M9444 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:32:23Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 <P class="mce-p">It's a little early for me ....... but my 'usual' please B&amp;C, and some assorted tapas.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Is it OK to take the dog in the garden? She's very well behaved and will hoover the floor after closing <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-2000011163 mce-attach-image-none"><IMG src="https://community.ebay.co.uk/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=200&amp;attachImage=true&amp;contentType=image/jpeg&amp;attachment=2000011163&amp;crop=false" alt="" width="200" class="mce-attach-image" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:34:25 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433254#M9447 suzieseaside 2011-05-14T13:34:25Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 <P class="mce-p">Vodka &amp; Lemonade for you, Algas...:-)</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/26856436c6e0.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="201" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:11 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433260#M9457 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:35:11Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:35:59 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433267#M9460 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:35:59Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:36:44 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433273#M9463 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:36:44Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 <P class="mce-p">Hi charlie, yes and with portions like that, watch the bar snacks too, dont overdo it or no -one will order the food :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:12 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433282#M9468 algasmoon 2011-05-14T13:38:12Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Hi Algas :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">How are you?</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, Bill is now your generous landlord..:^O..</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">but I'll shall have to keep an eye on those meals...</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and the profits! :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">:^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Will you stop waffling and get the lovely Suzie a drink please? :^O</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:38:14 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433286#M9469 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:38:14Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 <P class="mce-p">Hi Suzie :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yes, all dogs (well-trained!) are welcome! Whether she can get the scraps before my dog does could be interesting though! :^O</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:39:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433294#M9474 09charliegirl 2011-05-14T13:39:40Z Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thanks Bill, cheers, have one yourself, put it on my tab</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Thank you, Algas. :-x</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">I will have a <FONT class="mce-s">case of</FONT> vodka &amp; orange...:-D</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Cheers...</P> Sat, 14 May 2011 13:40:40 GMT https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/The-Round-Table/Bill-Charlie-s-Bar/m-p/433301#M9477 bill-xxx 2011-05-14T13:40:40Z