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Undiscovered Amazon tribe predicts England will be eliminated at group stage

sir_arthur_strebe-grebling — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 18:44:38 GMT

An Amazonian tribe who have no contact with civilization have predicted England will not make it past the first round of the World Cup.

The unknown tribe, who probably have no immunity to the common cold, placed a message in a dug-out canoe and sent it downstream.

The message, discovered by villagers in Fonte Boa in Brazil’s remote Amazonas region, states: “As the Jabiru stork follows the spirit of the river, the tribe that once held the golden orb will be led into darkness by the Roo and his magical hair.”

The message added: “Three-two to Italy and a nightmare against Costa Rica.”

The BBC dispatched Bear Grylls and John Motson to make contact with the tribe, but Motson ran screaming into the jungle after sniffing a massive orange flower.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/undiscovered-amazon-tribe-predicts-england-will-be-eliminated-at-group-stage-2014060987339

Re: Undiscovered Amazon tribe predicts England will be eliminated at group stage

right-then-petal — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 18:47:00 GMT

Re: Undiscovered Amazon tribe predicts England will be eliminated at group stage

tommy.irene — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:02:00 GMT

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/60-fixed-penalty-for-drunk-texting-2014060987323

Re: Undiscovered Amazon tribe predicts England will be eliminated at group stage

aernethril — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 20:10:31 GMT

Many a true word spoken in jest.

I might just go and put a few quid on that!

Re: Undiscovered Amazon tribe predicts England will be eliminated at group stage

sir_arthur_strebe-grebling — Wed, 11 Jun 2014 21:58:25 GMT

Today the England team were given a tour around a Brazilian favela.

"It's heartbreaking to see people with no future and no hope" ... said one favela resident.