Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[barbara.1482]

Where have all our playmates gone

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

says she wearing a great big smirk

[barbara.1482]

Sorry Fairy:_|

[fairyfoot2]

:^O

Where have all our playmates gone

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

says she wearing a great big smirk

and their wages will weigh a ton

There once was a man called Joe

[stan3502]

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

[stan3502]

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

when he showed them his wiggle

[fairyfoot2]

There once was a man called Joe

who always wore his pant's down low

the girls gave a giggle

when he showed them his wiggle

and they all rushed to see the show

One day in the middle of May

[fairyfoot2]

A nice red star Phizz has got

buying and selling a good lot

I wish happy days

in so many ways

and fun here never to be forgot

One day in the middle of May

[stan3502]

One day in the middle of May

on a bright and sunny day

[fairyfoot2]

One day in the middle of May

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

[spawnjohnuk]

one day in the middle of may

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

with only one clown

[shms23]

one day in the middle of may

on a bright and sunny day

a fair came to town

with only one clown

and he had all the maidens away ..........]:)

[spawnjohnuk]

Remember the time when l bought a canoe 

the one stuck together with coloured leaf glue

well l sold it on ebay to a very nice man

who told me he needs it to make a new pram 

a bargin l told him at thirteen pound two

it cost me ten times that, l bought it brand new

The moral of this poem is now plain to see 

don't sell stuff on ebay ,just give it away free

the reason l say this is not cause l'm blue

but l wanted a profit not thirteen pound two

[fairyfoot2]

:^O Very well thought out. :^O

Would you like to start a new first line Shms or Spawnjohn?, who ever gets here firsy!.:-x

[spawnjohnuk]

on top of an enormous christmas tree 😛

[fairyfoot2]

😄

on top of an enormous christmas tree

we saw our very quiet, and little Fairy

[spawnjohnuk]

on top of an enormous christmas tree

we saw our very quiet, and little Fairy

who had eaten all the choccy ornaments :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Whilst walking down the road one day

some friends of mine came my way

[spawnjohnuk]

They smiled and waved such cheery folk

[fairyfoot2]

Whilst walking down the road one day

some friends of mine came my way

They smiled and waved such cheery folk

but one was showing such a big sulk