Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[spawnjohnuk]

across your mouth so I can escape in a hurry 

[barbara.1482]

The dentist said' sit in the chair'

"go on sit down it's not a dare"

we'll build a bridge don't you worry

across your mouth so i can escape in a hurry

along with your rotten teeth that's fair.

[fairyfoot2]

:^O good one

Would you like to add a first line please Barbara?.:-D

[fairyfoot2]

Great poem there Spawnjohn 😄 :-x

[barbara.1482]

When the Gypsies came to town

[stan3502]

When the Gypsies came to town

on their horse all coloured brown

[barbara.1482]

When the gypsies came to town

on their horse all coloured brown

The townsfolk gave a cheery wave

[stan3502]

When the gypsies came to town

on their horse all coloured brown

The townsfolk gave a cheery wave

and then retreated to their cave

[barbara.1482]

When the gypsies came to town

on their horse all coloured brown

the townsfolk gave a cheery wave

and then retreated to their cave

where they kept their head down.

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age 

when some children bring so much rage

[barbara.1482]

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age

when some children bring so much rage

they find it so hard to pay more attention

[fairyfoot2]

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age

when some children bring so much rage

they find it so hard to pay more attention

of that we have all heard a mention

[barbara.1482]

Who'd be a 'Teacher' in this day and age

when some children bring so much rage

they find it so hard to pay more attention

of that we have all heard a mention

it's time to give them some more detention

eBay is the place to be

[fairyfoot2]

eBay is the place to be

where many are happy

[barbara.1482]

eBay is the place to be

where many are happy

But some things are crappy

[fairyfoot2]

eBay is the place to be

where many are happy

But some things are crappy

and some get a pink slappy

[barbara.1482]

eBay is the place to be

where many are happy

but some things are crappy

and some get a pink slappy

and end up with a sore behind

Where have all our playmates gone :O;-)

[fairyfoot2]

Where have all our playmates gone 

we are looking, but there are none

[stan3502]

Where have all our playmates gone 

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

[fairyfoot2]

Where have all our playmates gone 

we are looking, but there are none

alas they all have gone to work

at the nice bakery of Mr Kirk