Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[fairyfoot2]

It's okay, just leave a box of choccies here 😄 then all will be forgiven. :^O

The once was a man from the west

[spawnjohnuk]

who couldn't keep his hands off his vest

'one box of all gold coming up :-)'

[fairyfoot2]

*Mmm, fankoo,:-x I will wait patiently* strum, strum.:^O

The once was a man from the west

who couldn't keep his hands off his vest

it was coloured pretty pink

[fairyfoot2]

Sorry Barbara,(hugs)  I just read back and saw I missed your post there.

We can share the lovely choccies we are getting from spawnjohn. :-x

[spawnjohnuk]

The once was a man from the west

who couldn't keep his hands off his vest

it was coloured pretty pink

washed wrong in the sink

[fairyfoot2]

The once was a man from the west

who couldn't keep his hands off his vest

it was coloured pretty pink

washed wrong in the sink

now let's put the bleach to the test.:^O

While going for a walk up the hill

[fairyfoot2]

I made up a limerick for Barbara and Stan, here is one for you too Twin*girls*nanny,:-D and Spawnjohn. 😄 

Twin*girlies*nanny came to play

on the evening of last Saturday

sure she has lots of fun

with the girlies for a run

every time they come to stay.

There is an ebayer called Spawnjohn

wondering where his pink vest had gone

we're not too sure

of that any more

but standy uppy sockies he has none. 

While going for a walk up the hill

[barbara.1482]

While going for a walk up the hill

I bumped into Jack and Jill

Ooh, choccies...lovely can I have the one's that taste of strawberry's

Sits and waits....and waits..Zzzzzzzz snores loudly :^O

[10phizz]

While going for a walk up the hill

I bumped into Jack and Jill

Jack whispered to me

[barbara.1482]

While going for a walk up the hill

I bumped into Jack and Jill

Jack whispered to me

I'm out of puff

[fairyfoot2]

While going for a walk up the hill

I bumped into Jack and Jill

Jack whispered to me

I'm out of puff

with this walking I've had my fill

When the lights came on last night

[fairyfoot2]

 Ooh, choccies...lovely can I have the one's that taste of strawberry's

Sits and waits....and waits..Zzzzzzzz snores loudly :^O

Pst, wake up Barbara, your choccies are here. ((strawberry choccies)).:-D

When the lights came on last night

[barbara.1482]

Fank you Fairy :-x strawberry choccies and cream for breakfast...yum...yum:^O

When the lights came on last night

I got such a shock a terrible fright

[spawnjohnuk]

When the lights came on last night

I got such a shock a terrible fright

across the room in the mirror I see

[spawnjohnuk]

When the lights came on last night

I got such a shock a terrible fright

across the room in the mirror I see

A fairy who'd fell off the Christmas tree

[fairyfoot2]

When the lights came on last night

I got such a shock a terrible fright

across the room in the mirror I see

A fairy who'd fell off the Christmas tree

and she still was shining so bright

The dentist said 'sit in this chair'

[spawnjohnuk]

When the lights came on last night

I got such a shock a terrible fright

across the room in the mirror I see

A fairy who'd fell off the Christmas tree

I jumped at a shadow coming into the room

looked like a witch on top of a broom

with hat all pointy and crookedest nose

and giant big  feet with giant big toes

So here's what I'll tell you,in middle of night

don't turn the light on or terrible fright

Stick to the darkness in the after hours

or witchy and fairy lock you in one of their towers

[spawnjohnuk]

:^O nearly the same 🙂

the dentist said sit in this chair

I wanted to see you from back of your hair 

[stan3502]

Great post ^^^^^ spawnjohnuk :^O

The dentist said 'sit in this chair'

"go on sit down it's not a dare"

[barbara.1482]

The dentist said'sit in the chair'

"go on sit down it's not a dare"

we'll build a bridge don't you worry

    Spawn :-x the poem:^O