Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[10phizz]

We can see a cauldron getting hot

shms is busy stirring the pot

Witchy's preparing more ghastly spells

From toads eyes and Lord knows what else

[fairyfoot2]

We can see a cauldron getting hot

shms is busy stirring the pot

Witchy's preparing more ghastly spells

From toads eyes and Lord knows what else

then Barbara and Phizz ate the lot :^O

Looking down the street last night

[barbara.1482]

Looking down the street last night

I saw a Ghost in the glimmer of light

[shms23]

Looking down the street last night

I saw a Ghost in the glimmer of light

he had frizzy hair

and a terrifying stare

and i almost died of fright..

:^O

[shms23]

As i leaned against the bar...

[fairyfoot2]

:^O

As i leaned against the bar

shms ordered beer in a jar

[barbara.1482]

As I leaned against the bar

shms ordered beer in a jar

She tilted it to take a sip

[fairyfoot2]

As I leaned against the bar

shms ordered beer in a jar

She tilted it to take a sip

but she bit her bottom lip

[barbara.1482]

As I leaned against the bar

shms ordered beer in a jar

She tilted it to take a sip

but she bit her bottom lip

And it bled into the bargain.

What comforts you about getting old

[fairyfoot2]

What comforts you about getting old

sitting with a shawl and not getting cold

[10phizz]

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As I leaned against the bar

shms ordered beer in a jar

She tilted it to take a sip

but she bit her bottom lip

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]And yelled How far is the car  Ma ?

[barbara.1482]

What comforts you about getting old

Sitting with a shawl and not getting cold

Knowing there's folks around who care

[fairyfoot2]

What comforts you about getting old

Sitting with a shawl and not getting cold

Knowing there's folks around who care

bringing you a nice cuddly teddy bear

[jamesy7208]

There was a dalmation called Daisy

Whose friends thought her terribly lazy

When she fell in a ditch

They said 'Silly B*tch

A dog whose spots are now hazy'.

[jamesy7208]

An undercover policeman named Toft

Whose friends thought him just a bit soft

Would have to conform

And wear uniform

As it was actually his day off.

[fairyfoot2]

What comforts you about getting old

Sitting with a shawl and not getting cold

Knowing there's folks around who care

bringing you a nice cuddly teddy bear

that is known to be as good as gold

[barbara.1482]

What comforts you about getting old

Sitting with a shawl and not getting cold

Knowing there's folks around who care

Bringing you a nice cuddly teddy bear

That's what makes me smile about getting older.

There was a young lady named Fern

[barbara.1482]

Very good Jamesy :^O

[fairyfoot2]

:^O

There was a young lady named Fern

who went to hospital with a bad burn

[barbara.1482]

There was a young lady named Fern

Who went to hospital with a bad burn

She was shaking with shock