I know I know but its a super squeaky clean sentence thread this time

[trollf_harris]

Ok so I left for EVER but I'm bored now so its high time for another sentence thread, this one must be so clean that it could easily be mistaken for immaculate.

Make a clean sentence out of 8 words beginning with 8 consecutive letters from the sentence posted before yours, then pick a string of 8 letters from yours and type it underneath, the next poster is asked (nicely) to use those 8 letters for his/her sentence.

For example: Very nice cakes and jam at garden fete

KESANDJA

So the next sentence goes thus:

Keith Emits Smell And Doris Jenerally Disapproves

MITSMELL

Mauritius is top sugar making enterprise land, Laura

SISTOPSU

[major_cockburn273]

I say 

SPLUTTER

there was none of this during the war

Some, like your Leonard, only undo domestic union

RLEONARD

splendid

[rose2008-2008]

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@and3583 wrote:

andies also very nearly my name, in fact andieslu is very nearly the name of my loo 

Amy's nonchalant desire involves eleven seriously loud unicorns

SLYLOUDU

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SPOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[rose2008-2008]

Really LEONARD!!!!!, even older nerds are randy DAILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

LDERNERD

[major_cockburn273]

Like Dave, Ernie regularly nowadays exudes radiatiing desire

VEERNIER

If this thread gets pulled, I will end up on RT or FHG or somewhere!

Disgraceful

[and3583]

Spooookyyy!!!! indeed but seriously loud unicorns, well, you haven't lived until... 😉

Voraciously eating eels requires nurse in emergency room

SNURSEIN  ("snow sign" in certain parts of the north east, and "Viz" comic)

[major_cockburn273]

Simon nurtures Ursula, rather slowly even in Norway

WLYEVENI

Norway eh? strung the bankers up, splendid!

[and3583]

Wilma likes yoghurt, even venturing extra naughty ice

KESYOGHU

[rose2008-2008]

Kassandra Easily Shows You Ornate, Gigantic Headboards Ursula!!

owsyouor

[and3583]

Very well thankyou  in fact considerably better than the manhappy emoticon looks there, one wonders what political agenda may or may not underlie the way women are depicted as all being scarlet and men as all being pasty faced grey skinned potnoodletarians who don't get enough sun hrmph

owsyouorself?

anyway sorry

Old willie sometimes yodels on Ursula's 'orrible rug

DELSONUR

[and3583]

in fact don't get me started on gender-depictionarianitism in astrology

well go on then

the charts always either say nothing about women or they say how lovely feminine energy is and what a great day for meetings beween females etc. but men and their energy always signify war or similar & supposedly need channeling into constructive projects, then we come on ebay and we're probably nice enough but terribly ill.

hrmph

[rose2008-2008]

Dont Eradicate Lost Sons On Nightly Urgent Rampages!!!!.

ghtlyurg

[and3583]

Giving heed to lies your unicorn regurgitates? Ghastly!

ORNREGUR

[rose2008-2008]

On Remembering New Rhythms, Enter Giant Urgent Ramifications!!.

ntergian

[major_cockburn273]

Now to eat really ghastly Indian anchovies nnnnnnnnnnnn!

ATREALLY

[major_cockburn273]

^^^disgraceful

[and3583]

Anne takes really angry llama, lucky eh?

YLLAMALU

(should be Welsh but isn't)

[major_cockburn273]

Yllamalu - the Llama force

Yodelling lightly leaves Anne Marie all loved up

GHTLYLEA

[and3583]

actually the llama force would be Y Llu Llamaoedd

Ha!

Good heavens, Tilly's loquacious yearnings leave everyone aghast

ACIOUSYE

[rose2008-2008]

Actually Charlottes inconsideration opened up surely young earners

h a r l o t t e                       ooooooooooppppps that looks a bit raunchy

[and3583]

Woohoooo 

Having a rampant lion over to tea Elspeth?

VINGARAM