I know I know but its a super squeaky clean sentence thread this time

[trollf_harris]

Ok so I left for EVER but I'm bored now so its high time for another sentence thread, this one must be so clean that it could easily be mistaken for immaculate.

Make a clean sentence out of 8 words beginning with 8 consecutive letters from the sentence posted before yours, then pick a string of 8 letters from yours and type it underneath, the next poster is asked (nicely) to use those 8 letters for his/her sentence.

For example: Very nice cakes and jam at garden fete

KESANDJA

So the next sentence goes thus:

Keith Emits Smell And Doris Jenerally Disapproves

MITSMELL

Mauritius is top sugar making enterprise land, Laura

SISTOPSU

[and3583]

Giving a good explanation saves eight vergers' exertions

ightverg

[major_cockburn273]

Its ghastly having to virtually eradicate rats, Gaynor

ATSGAYNO

I say not a lot of activity here, disgraceful! During the war this message board would have been full of hard working brave men with haircuts and women etc. etc. now its all disgraceful hippy students

splendid

[rose2008-2008]

At Tesco, Shoppers Go Against Your Notoriety Often!!!!!

ournotor

[and3583]

Orang Utans requiring nutriment often turn on reindeer

nonreind

[major_cockburn273]

its great having to visit every relative 😞 grr!

VINGTOVI

splendid

[major_cockburn273]

Ah sorry, bit of a cockup on the which way up the thread is front

equally disgraceful

[major_cockburn273]

nonreind

Not often noticed, reserved elephants ignore nasty disputes

RVEDELEP

rather less disgraceful

[and3583]

"Respondez vous!" exclaimed Desiree's elementary language elevees/pupils

MEDDESIR

[major_cockburn273]

Many eggs display disturbing evidence, salmonella is rife

LLAISRIF

[rose2008-2008]

Look Lawrence!!,, Andys Insulin Stops Randiness interfering,,, FINALLY!!!!!.

dysinsul

[major_cockburn273]

hmmmm just a thought, this is the 3rd incarnation of this thread, (((Becca)))'s "Lets have a sentence thread" and "Lets have a (clean) sentence thread" were both removed by shall we say mutual consent after getting shall we continue slightly naughty, what with small children being able to access the boards. I didn't think it was too bad really but if someone complains we're done for  I left it about a year before I started this one. I hope to get a pre-Christmas "knob" thread going but I fear it won't last long 

Do you see? Ian never stops ullulating languidly

EVERSTOP

[and3583]

Eradicating vermin eventually requires some turpentine on paper

PENTINEO

[major_cockburn273]

Persons enjoying naughty things involving neoprene eat oranges

GNAUGHTY

[and3583]

Getting nine astronauts ullulating got horribly tricky yesterday

ATINGGOT

[major_cockburn273]

Although ten iguanas need greasing, Gary's off! Tsk!

YSOFFTSK

[and3583]

Yesterday, some osteopaths found fifty skulls, krikey!

PATHSFOU

[rose2008-2008]

Patricia Always Titillates Her Soft Full Opaque Underwear!!.

FTFULLOP

[and3583]

I say gasp splutter 

Franzs tendencies find Ursula leaning languidly over porthole

GUIDLYOV

[rose2008-2008]

That"ll get the major in a Splutter too ha ha LOL.

Good Unions Inspire Dandies, lustily yearning our viewing.

andieslu

[and3583]

andies also very nearly my name, in fact andieslu is very nearly the name of my loo 

Amy's nonchalant desire involves eleven seriously loud unicorns

SLYLOUDU